Facebook Conversations With Fans Volume 2

People get mad at me on Facebook really quickly. Here is a recent
conversation where it took very little time before it got sweary.

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FAN:
where do u preform at

ME:
all over

'FAN:
how long u been doin it for
do u preform in ny city'

ME:
15 years and yes

FAN:
what have u learned in 15years

ME:
I have learned what type of questions to avoid trying to answer.

FAN:
ur an asshole

ME:
I know.

FAN:
u must be an asshole on stage to

ME:
Yeah. Why hide who i am?

FAN:
sometimes people luv assholes

ME:
Agreed. It can go either way depending on who you are.

FAN:
do nice guys finish last?

ME:
In bed? No.

FAN:
o