Tuesday, December 29, 2009
- How to Punch a girl
- New Years Plans
- Whn to laugh
- Nude Time
- Pee Pee Pizza
Monday, December 28, 2009
The biggest problem is that it doesn't set the tone for the call and sometimes it's the complete opposite. My Lawyer is on acebook. Do I really need to see that he likes to drink and watch jersey shore before I ask him important legal advice?
the answer is, yes... So I know to get a new lawyer.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
- Martha Stewart punked me.
- DVD Commentary
- Child Pornography laws
- The Ethical Slut
I might like it too much, because when I go to the doctor with just a fever... sometimes I'll try to get him to check through my butt. Worse still, sometimes he does! Am I the jerk for wanting the butt check or is he the jerk for checking butt when the problem is that I obviously need therapy?
When a dog's butt gets check they just kind of stare at their masters with a kind of "You did this." face.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Remember when they had a show on called MTV's oddities? Remember the Maxx? They still have full episodes available and that is awesome.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Monday, December 07, 2009
- ATT Sucks
- Hacking and iPhone
- Steven Segal
Sunday, December 06, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
- About Being Black
- Lesbian Date Storytelling
- Lack of the N word
- The new movie!
Monday, November 02, 2009
- Halloween Reflections
- Being Manic get's you laid
- John is not OCD!!!
- Facebook make you selfish
- Petty Scrabble Stuff
- Extreme Paranormal
- A phone call with Myka and Myq
- Myka and the Marathon
- SEGMENT / THINGS I HAVE TEXTED TO GIRLS.
Monday, October 26, 2009
In this episode.
- Enough about my p*nis!
- The night and party before
- Claudia is in trouble
- Comedy Central likes Myq more
- The amazing Albino Race
- Halloween Costumes
- WORKING ON A JOKE
a new weekly segment where I talk about a joke that I am writing.
- The dating game.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Stuff we cover:
- How I met my ex.
- Emotional courtesy.
- I stood a girl up and don't feel that bad about it.
- A portrait of poop.
- Paranormal Activity
- The Human Centipede
- Maria Shriver and Shwarzenegger.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Better still, Harry, how about saying, "IDIOT! I am the chosen one! Don't mess with this perfection! I am always right and I winn every Quiddige game, so let's start paying attention to the scarred wizard over here and put this shit to rest!. Damn! I didn't want to have to go off like that, but ya'll made me get my wand up!"
That's the Harry Potter Rule.
Monday, October 12, 2009
IN THIS EPISODE:
- Claudia discloses the secret formula for vagina
- The kissing contest
- How Claudia and I met
- Alopecia Party
- The Roomate of a terrorist
- Keith and the Girl Fans
- What a dick I am
Friday, October 02, 2009
Yes, people at ABC were trusting enough to put me on camera.
In truth, the hour is a profile of albinism around the world. As part of that profile, they talk to me for a while considering I am one of the more successful people with albinism in entertainment.
Here's a preview.
I hate the sound of my own voice.
Thursday, October 01, 2009
In fact, they may be wrong, but they did follow me around for a while and take my picture a lot. This is a great web piece to compliment the show that airs soon. (Friday) It should be a hoot.
What exactly is a hoot?
Monday, September 21, 2009
I realize that you guys are busy putting your show together, but it would make me the happiest fan of Splendid Things if you could incorporate more frowny black and white pictures into your press materials. I get no greater pleasure than imagining what your show will be like when I let myself drift into the distant gazes of some of your current photographs, but if you could add even more I think that my journey into the sad place where unsmiling clowns sip from tiny teacups would be complete and I would be ready to delve into your show.
Also, less babydoll heads, that shit is creepy.
.A big "fan".
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
I know I complained about the blackface on Mad Men last week or so. Well this week there was a plotline where Pete Campbell figures out that a line of televisions were selling very well to Negroes and decides to question the elevator attendant, who is white-JUST KIDDING HE IS BLACK, and ask him what kind of TV's he and his friends buy. At one point Pete looks him in the face and asks, "Do you think I'm a bigot?" PLEASE HAVE THESE RACIST PLOTLINES ADD UP TO SOMETHING IN THE END.
Yesterday I watched Sons of Anarchy, you know the show about a motorcyclye gang? The protagonists are bikers, who are pretty racist whenever they encounter black people in the show, but to balance is out, this season they have brought in Henry Rollins t play the bad guy, who is a white supremist. Protagonist racism multiplied by antagonists really racism equals me pouting on my couch.
It’s not like these shows are the only shows out there. I know not all of TV is having racist plotlines this season, but damn! did I ever get short end of the stick on my DVR picks.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Anyways, during the time that I finished it and now I finished a whole other movie (www.awkwardkings.com( and managed to sell that one to Comedy central. Which is awesome.... buuuuut...
I need to finish Roboto Supremo and am in need of some help.
VFX - I am looking for someone with knowledge of visual effects composting and perhaps Apple Motion of after effects. Especially someone who likes lasers, robots and giant, monster effects.
COMPOSER - We had a wonderful composer that had to move and start working on a different project while this film was in hiatus. We would love to have someone new who is inspired by what you see here.
Anyhow, pass this along to anyone you know that might be interested and thanks for reading.
email replies to:
victor at bestalbino dot com
Friday, August 28, 2009
Here's "Bitch, make Me Waffles."
Monday, July 13, 2009
My friend Dianne and I made a bet that the two of us wouldn't make
original hip hop songs and the. Go perform at a serious hip hop open mic
Well we both made songs and we perform them tomorrow (Tuesday) night.
Here's to not getting shot when I perform my song " I'm the best at
And I hope Dianne survives performing " shake it like a baby. "
There will be videos posted
Friday, April 24, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
I don't want to go to Tanzania.
Some of the less educated locals are hunting people with albinism and cutting off their legs to for their magical powers. It 's not bad enough that I had to deal with fear and presjudice growing up as an albino. now you want to take my magic powers too?! I need that, man.
Friday, April 03, 2009
I know that your second Malwai child adoption was thwarted, sorry. Do you think it might be because your first child (pictured here) that you adopted's only toy is a crazy looking stick? Give your kid a real toy. Just cause he was born in the third world doesn't mean he's partial to sticks!
Monday, March 30, 2009
So, last night I went to a hip hop showcase / contest thing and I started talking to some of the younger "MCs" about older rap songs. Bear in mind that the mean age was like 22. Point is, that none of them had ever heard of Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rudd, more specifically their song Girls, I got Em Locked.
I don't owant anyone else to have that missing from ther hip hop vocabulary.
Touch a girl owned by me and I'll ruin ya
Smack you withmy mic simultaneously as I'm doin ya
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Hey there. Check out Time Out New York's joke of the week this week. It's me in there jokety joking it up.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Monday, February 09, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Okay, this is a great videogame. Yes it's another zombie apocolypse game but the best part is that you can also play the zombies!!!
There is nothing more satisfying than pushing a button that causes you to leap onto someone and start eating their entrails…
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
The first time that I ever performed at a comedy club on the road I spent about twenty minutes telling someone in the front row that they looked like the mother from the Addams family and then turned the whole audience against me.
Here's to more of the same.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
So I was up for a directing gig in Boston, and I was excited because it would have been my first horror movie, but suddenly the financing got pulled and it evaporated, UGH! U have the entertainment business sometimes.
Any productions going on out there that need an extra hand? or motion graphics? or something?
I'm going back to atlantic city, :(
Thursday, January 01, 2009
I know I've already directed two but this will be my first narrative feature that I wrote and direted this year. Weeeee!!!
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