Monday, July 31, 2006

Idiot Sevant

Is this an idiot Sevant?
I am at a new gig right now. I will be writing a lot for the game company I used to work with and developing a pilot for a cartoon right now. Also, I just got offered a directing position on a new film. Right now it's in the earliest stages of pre production.
I'm alsu hungry.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Vegan says too much

This lady walking four dogs handed me a flyer as I passed her on the street.
"Just spreading the word of veganism." She said.
I'm no vegan, but I try to be polite so I grab her flyer and say thanks.
"No, thank YOU fellow kind brother human." She says.
I made the just to rip the flyer up then and there incase I accidentally read it and it drove me as crazy as she obviously was.

Monday, July 17, 2006

A Scanner Darkly

Nobody trusts anything in the world and movies like this fuel that sentiment.  Don't get me wrong, I really liked it mind you but that's because I really like creepy paranoid movies.
Did Keanu kill his family in this movie?
Anyway, it's 90 degrees in new york city and I just figured out how to make sure my air-conditioning covers my entire apartment.


Sunday, July 16, 2006

I don't know...

I have no idea what's going on with me and my new ex girlfriend, but we did just have a nice lunch.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Shadow Of The Colossus

This is video game.  I really think that it is the greatest game ever made.
Here's the premise:
You come to a temple with your dead girlfriend in your arms and ask the God's if they would please bring her back to life.  The God's are like sure they will if you will only go kill these sixteen mythical  beasts.
And that's it.  You hunt down mountain sized beasts in the hopes that these dudes will bring your dead girlfriend back to life.
It makes no sense, but I understand it.
Uh... before you judge me, you have to realize that I love games and art, and when they merge, I freak out.
I'm lame aren't I.
Don't tell me.


Thursday, July 13, 2006

Noodle Night Minutes

I got a call from Jay in response to my text message.  ?!  Anyway... he tells me that the time is pushed back about fifteen minutes.  He an Meg invite me to their house.  I think it's weird and decide to meet them at the noodle shop.
We meet outside Sammy's noodles and end up waiting for Dale.  Isn't this a situation that just repeats itself.  Waiting for Dale to show up.  Waiting for Dale to "get it".  Waiting for Dale to stop blowing his nose and stop looking into his kleenex.
Dale Finally shows up.  Maybe I overreacted.
This gets a seperate entry with the same time out of anger.  I'm told we are walking from this perfectly good noodle shop in search of another noodle shop.  People want "variety".  I want food.  Meg informs me that if we walk we will eventually get both.  I kill her.
Jay, Dale, Ritch, Alan and me arrive at the new noodle shop.  Meg has become a reasonable zombie and follows along.  She promises to pay for her meal so noone severs her spinal chord.  (That's how you kill a zombie.)
We sit at the table and then I realize, "Who the fuck is Alan?"  Jay has brough along a boy toy.  I would be mad, but it's good timing since I killed his wife.  Meg looks on with longing.  I don't know if she's jealous or just smells brains.
We place our order with the Japanes waiter with and Italian accent.  Okay maybe the accent was actually Japanes, but what's the difference?
We eat.
Ritch catches fire!  I don't know how he caught fire but I do know that Zombie freak the fuck out near flames.  Meg runs for the door but the waiter bars her way because she hasn't paid her check.  Damn lying zombie!  She said she was going to pay her check!
The apocolypse comes.
The apocolypse leaves and thing are pretty much the same except there is no doubt that there is a God.
I have to leave.  I step over the body of the waiter and look for a cab. 
Dale wants a ride too.  I wait for him.

How am I not crazy?

I sit in the house writing all day and then I go out at night and tell jokes.  I don't have a writing buddy that has a similar schedule.  I just don't.
I need a writing buddy.



Seems like my schedule while making a movie was too much for my last girlfriend to endure. 
I have to start dating again if I am going to make some babies within the year.  I have to start dating or building a mechanical baby.  I don't really want a baby, but I totally want a robot.  I love robots...
Wait, maybe may last girl called it quits because I like robots so much.  Now I'm thinking that if my last girlfriend were a robot we'd still be together.