Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Here's a tip

If you are ever coming back to your car on a day when the sun is beating down through the window and you see a quarter in the driver's seat; don't pick it up.  The quarter will be red hot and it will burn your fingers.


Friday, July 02, 2004

Thursday, July 01, 2004


12:05 am
Saw Spiderman 2 at the big and bag arclight cinemas.  Me an d my good pal were almost late for the show because the arclight staff pointed us toward the wrong screening room first.  We finally made it to the right screening room and got to sit down and watch one of the best superhero movies I've seen in a while.  The best parts are the fights between Spiderman and Doctor Octopus and the freaking freeze frame in the movie.
I was also told that I was a smooth talker.
10:30 am
Had  plodding and precarious conversation that made me feel like crap, although the whole thing ended on a good note.  I am trying the dating thing again.  I have not seriously sought after someone since I have been in LA.  It feels like learning to rollerblade again and waking up all the old muscles that you don't normally use.
2:00 pm
Got a burrito at Baja Fresh next to a fountain that looks suspiciously like a big metal vagina.
3:00 pm
Took a nap.  Got really hot in my clothes, stripped, took a nap again.
10:45 pm
Headlined at a bar.  I did about 35 to forty minutes of comedy before I stepped off of the stage.  I made a little money and all but that wasn't the fun part.
At the beginning of the show there was a comic who does a bit about the Siamese twins that were joined at the head.  He does a funny joke about it that I always laugh at, but oddly enough there was a guy there, at the show that had a child that was disabled due to a botched Siamese separation exercise.
Go figure.