Sunday, December 25, 2005

This is Mary

Mary gave birth to me and she wanted me to go with her to Universal Studios on Christmas and it rained.

I got her a poncho.

Merry Christmas Mom!

Saturday, December 24, 2005


I'm in disneyland next to a giant boat!. I am walking on foam water! Everyones Jesus here!

Monday, December 19, 2005

My theory on comedy.

Comedy is a strange game. People hate you and want to be in your shoes at the sa.e time. And everyone wants to have sex with your ex.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Help I,m in Monyreal

I am ata aparty in montreal and the bathroom sign says something about what to do with the toilet paper but my french is not so good.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Alien Imression

Where's Ripley!

Airport Again

I am traveling to LA mostly for fun today. I am traveling with MYKA FOX who is basically a five year old in an adult body.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Mo Pitkin's -- downstairs

MSL here introducing our waitress, Lauren Brown. She has just graduated from NYU and knows there is no credibility for actors who have not waited tables:

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Tonight I had swordfish. I don't want to scare anybody but it makes me gart a nasty smell.


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