A note to all burlesque dancers. If you did your same performance and you had on regular clothes and it is still entertaining then congrats, you are an artist.
If your show is boring unless you show your boobs, then uncongratulations… you're still a stripper.
If you are a stripper and your show is entertaining wven though you are fully dressed, then lets hope that it is intentionally entertaining in a "Look at her dance!" way and not unintentionally entertaining in a "What's that in her pants?" way. If the former is truw then congratulations. If the latter, uncongratulations.
If you are a stripper without boobs then fine, but I hope that you still have nipples because if you don't, the show will bedisturbing.