Friday, March 28, 2008


A note to all burlesque dancers.  If you did your same performance and you had on regular clothes and it is still entertaining then congrats, you are an artist.


If your show is boring unless you show your boobs, then uncongratulations… you're still a stripper.


If you are a stripper and your show is entertaining wven though you are fully dressed, then lets hope that it is intentionally entertaining in a "Look at her dance!" way and not unintentionally entertaining in a "What's that in her pants?" way.  If the former is truw  then congratulations.  If the latter, uncongratulations.


If you are a stripper without boobs then fine, but I hope that you still have nipples because if you don't, the show will bedisturbing.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Heretics of Google

It's Easter. Check out the design at

Right. There isn't one! what a major holiday to leave out. Are they against reigion, or Jesus or something>? They could never run for president. I would have definitely expected some eggs as the "o"'s in Google at the very least, and that's not asking much. Or maybe at least a bunny off to the side holding a card that sayd, "Google like bunnies, but not Jesus."

What's up google?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Pittsburgh and Patty

Happy belated St Patty's day!


If you are in  Pittsburgh, I will be at the Pittsburgh improv tomorrow night.


Here's an article about it if you like that sort of thing.  It's on the cover of the magazine section, Yay!


I'll be arriving later tonight in pittsburgh if anyone wants to get a midnight hamburger.


By the way.  Why doesn't St.Patricks day have a snake as a mascot?  I  mean. that was the big deal right?  Chasing snakes out of Ireland.  Why isn't there a St. Patty's day cobra?

Monday, March 17, 2008

Oh dear

There are way too many olives in my salad. They guy making it was
really muscular. I have a feeling that his generous delivery of olives
to my salad bowl is yet another way he overcompensates.

Thursday, March 13, 2008


Come and get it!  It's hot… wet it's warm… kinda chilly really, y''know the wind goes straight through these pants…well… it's there… if you want it come by and it'sll be waiting for you on the back steps..


Don't wake the neighbors.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


10 star = "Paris Hilton"

20 premise = "trite"

30 PLOT= RND ((x * 50) seed(7))



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

South By Southwest - Thanks PRINCE PAUL!

The premiere of NERDCORE RISING at the south by southwest film festival was awsome. Even more awesome was the after party where Prince Paul of De La Soul fame was DJ'ing!

Do I look happy and drunk? I am!!!

Friday, March 07, 2008

South By Southwest - Mar 8, 9, 10

Hey guys!


If you are going to be in Austin Texas at the South By Southwest Film Festival then come to the premiere of a documentary that I have a little bit to do with (associate producer) and my friend Kimmy (Co-director / producer) has a lot to do with!


Sunday March 9 – 10:30pm @ Alamo Drafthouse (1120 Lamar Blvd S) - MAP


It's all about Nerdcore HIP HOP.  TRAILER ->


Also there will be a kick ass after party that Prince Paul (super producer from De La Soul) will be DJing.  You're in if you want to be.


More info here!


I'll be there with bells on!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Alien attack

Help. Help. An alien wants to eat me!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

PIMP-Braham Lincoln

I just wanted to show you guys why lincoln was a much better president than anyone else. Written and Directed by me.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

waitress with a limp

I dont like it when I'm at a restaurant and my waitress has a limp.  It makes me feel horrible every time I ask her to get me something.  I feel like I should help her or something and help her get off her feet.  That is the exact opposite reaction that you want when it is someone else's job to serve you food.
Also, the fact that she has a limp makes her spill my coffee sometimes when it's coming to the table.... and then I feel like a jerk for beating her.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Desperate for Video Games

Sometimes I do things that fundamentally are really really wrong.

I was hanging out with my friend Jason adn he wanted a copy of Call Of Duty 4 for his xbox 360. We went lookig for a used vrsion of the game so that he could get it a little cheaper but unfortunately, there were non. He would have to pay full price and that just wasnt an expense that he was willing to go through.

Our next stop was Filene's basement. I had to stop by there because I had ripped the ass out of my jeans completely by accident. (don't ask) When we arrived to shop we were surprised to see that the store was having its annual bridal gown sale. A lot of the men's clothing were moved t othe back of the store to make room for the rows and rows of dresses.

After finding my replacement jeans, I get a great idea. So I put it to Jason, "Hey, if you try on a wedding dress and let me take photos, then I'll buy the game for you."

His first answer was "No fucking way." But then...