Tuesday, December 30, 2008


It's your boo-fat, that I been thinking of

Jiglling wiggling making me fall in love

Yeah your poo-poo maker, your stinky crap taker

Your big mothafuckin' brown bread baker


Any type of panties on your boody is a thong

Your ass is so fantastic 'make this player write a song

Wanna grab it by the handful and never let it go

I - just - thought - the world -should know


About your Boo-fat.

Monday, December 29, 2008

What's the solution?

As most of you know, I have been working on my movie for a while and we finally have locked the edit and are just doing the final sound design now. The movie is The Awkward Kings of Comedy. Of course, at the same time I have been trying to finish the fist pass on the visual effects for Roboto Supremo, the movie that I am making with a giant robot and Michel Gondry starring as the mayor of Tokyo.

Here's my point.

My sleep schedule is completely off now. I have no idea how to get it back on track. I have stayed up until 7 for a few nights in a row and I have no way of getting back on track. One of my friends suggested that I stay up a day and a half and then go to sleep. does that sound right? sounds crazy to me, or what if I end up falling asleep in the middle of the afternoon and then wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it all over again?


Friday, December 19, 2008

lots of work

Seems like the more I do. The more there is to do.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

you have got to be kidding

There are.not enough geniuses inthe world. I am not counting myself.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

The Awkward Kings of Comedy - TRAILER

So, hey there everyone. I have been in hiatus for a while becaue I have been busy shooting and editing my new movie, The Awkward Kings of Comedy. Here's the trailer.

Hope you like it.

Victor Varnado

Friday, December 12, 2008


Hey guys.  Here's a video written and produced by Bryan Tucker, a writer for SNL.  I am the voice of the main character Crackatron, the monster and the crack addict.


Crack can be a positive thing…


Crackatron, Episode 1

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Bad Bar

I'm in a bar where the floor Is all covered in sand because it has a
beach theme.

Not so impressive.

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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Crack Heads, Try Harder!

If you are a crackhead, I suggest that you reach for the stars.  How do I know that craxck-heads are not reaching for the stars?  Because sadly, the crack-whore is the most popular crack profession. 


Every once in a whle you get a crack-electronics salesperson, but even then fi you don't want the rusted toaster oven with the power cord missing that they have in their Immediate inventory, they immediately offer to suck your dick for the same price.  It doesn't matter if you're a woman when they offer it to you… It's just their way of sayingm "I really want some crack, and for that, my bony body can be your playground."


So crack heads, try harder!  Be a crack-lawyer.  A crack-doctor.  A crack-president.


Putting the adjective "crack" before any profession can be a good thing for all of us.  It guarantees three things.


                Lower Prices )Everything is five dollars)

                Aggressive Salesmanship

                And if you are they least bit disatisfied with their service, even a crack-physicist is still willing to suck your dick.


Monday, December 01, 2008

Yo son!

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