Wednesday, March 26, 2003

I went backstage to watch a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live today and Ashton Kutcher was one of the guests. Strangely enough the backstage area was filled with hot girls.

All sizes and colors, but one thing they all had in common, they smiled nice, they were young, and they would look away quickly whenever I tried to make eye contact.

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Got a sunburn today. It's easy when you're an albino.

Monday, March 24, 2003

Today I am trying to buld my own furniture, like what I say on one of those home makeover shows. I wonder if it will fork? I also wonder what I should make.

Uou'll se, you'll all see.

Friday, March 21, 2003

I'm in driving school.

I have never had a license for one reason or another. anyway, i thought it would be easy to just get a license. It isn't. I find that what most people do all the time is a little weird whe you've never done it. I have a cool instructor. More to come/