Friday, May 18, 2007

LA here I come!

I am on my way to perform in the LA comedy festival. Its the first year of the festival so I'm not too sure what the end result will be but I am guessing that we are going to both find that out together.

oops... I just wrote we will 'both' find out together like the only people that read my website are me and my mother...

Ha ha... That's not the case.... Heh.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Sad refrigerator.

My friend has the saddest looking refrigerator. The door to the freezer is broken. The loght is busted. You open a door onto a sad dark place.... with food in it.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I'm on Cartoon Network

It's my birthday!
Finally, the show that I shot with the guys from cowboy and John is on the internet and airing on adult swim, 
 Check out FAT GUY STUCK THE INTERNET my costume is extremely disturbing.
If you are in NYC tonight, check out:

332 E. 13th St.
with Sean Crespo, Carol Hartsell, Craig Baldo,
David McSavage, Glenn Wool, Victor Varnado
(the new sketch duo that is Biz Ellis & Livia Scott)

I want this!!!

It's my birthday today!  This is the cutest video game ever and its for the playstation 2!

I want it, but it's only in japanese.

The game creates the levels based on your cd's that you put in the console!

I want it, I want it!

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Zomvbie Crazy

I went out the other night in zombie makeup. And then I started biting people.
Zombie photos

Thursday, May 03, 2007


This is what it looks like when you are riding the elevated train on the way into manhattan.

Be happy that I can't show you how it smells.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Things that still need to be done in my new apartment.

The kichen cabinets need doors. 
The railings for the steps and the stairs have to be finished.
The molding on the south wall has to be finished.
The upstairs bathroom has to be finished.
The Ethernet wiring has to be finished.
The Cable wiring has to be finished.
The living room closet doors need to be finished.
This all has to be done before my birthday party on the 12th.
Lordy lordy lordy!