Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Meeitngs are FUN!

Yesterday we had quite a few meetings happening all at once.
Here's a conversation that we all had. All people from props and wardrobe were there, plus the DP, plus the producer. We had two styles of beverage containers that we were looking at from one of our sponsors.
Which one of these can we use.
Any one you want to use.
I lay out all the bottles in front of the pros people. and we narrow it down to one of the glass bottles with the old school tops.
This one.
The sponsor wants that one.
Do we have to use that one?
Okay, then we want to use this one.
This one looke like a beer bottle. I like the way that that one looks.
Without restraint, we would choose this one.
What would you choose if you had restraint?
What? Do we HAVE to use that one?
Okay, then we want this one.
... ... Let me make a call.
A few minutes go by while the producer is on the phone. The Lawyer walks in.
We are using that bottle.
So we are.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Location Day

Walking around Harlem on a hot summer days sure sounds like fun, but in practice, it'sactually pretty sweaty.  My Producer, location manager and I paced back and forth from bedega to bodega and in and out of liquor stores to find just the right place for Charlie Murphy to run in and out of.
I noticed that when you get to 160th street, th preferred uniform of young ladies is a tight t-shirt and tight jeans, but around 140th street the uniform is a tube or tank top and a miniskirt.  Although I can identify the uniforms, I have no idea hat the goals of the organization are.

Saturday, May 27, 2006

It's a hot day in NYC

I went to a party today and there were some people talking about paying for art in  installments because when you buy art while the price is rising it's a good investment for the future.

Friday, May 26, 2006

You ever have a great day?

- followed by a crazy day that makes you want to vomit? I have... I mean am.
Thanks for all the public and private compliments about Conan O'Brien!

Thursday, May 25, 2006

And they think that I'M the crazy one.

I talking with a group of riends, all girls last night and then one of them tells me that whe nyou are going out with someone oand you go out and make out with someone on the side when you are drunk at a bar then thats okay.
That's crazy and I siad as much.  At first the three of them were all united against me, but as the main instgator of the conversation,it was amazing to see the smiles fade from the faces of the other women as her explanation and intention got crazier and crazier.  At one point the other women had that, how did we get caught up in this debacle, sort of face on.
I know the woman is not here to defend herself, but this is my blog so whatever.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Conan O Brien tomorrow.

So tomorrow I am on Conan O'Brien and I will be attempting to rock the house.  Sure I'm a little nervous but I think the important thing to remeber is that I am introducing myself to thousands of people and enriching them by letting them know that a black albino actually exists.
I don't completely know the demographic of Conan's audiece, btu i bet that most of them wouldn't crap their pants when they see me on the screen. If I was in front of Jay Leno's audince, I wonder hundreds of geezers across the country would be grabbing their chests in surprise.
I guess I'm happy that I am on Conan instead of Leno, cause really, I  don't want to kill anybody.

Monday, May 22, 2006

my new assistant.

unfortunately my old assistant self destucted this is eric. isn't he sad?

Sunday, May 21, 2006

I'll be on Conan O'Brien this week.

Hi there!
I know that I have been quiet for a while, but here's the poop about my life.

Thursday May 25th is when I perform on Conan. I will be appearing right along side Jennifer Anniston. i wonder if I will be the first black albino comedian she has ever seen. Anyhoo, tune into NBC at 12:30 / 11:30 central and check it out.

TWIST THE CAP: A tale of redemption.
The new movie that I am directing starring Charlie Murphy (Chappelle's show) and Ike Barinholtz (Mad TV) will start shooting on May 30th. Look for a production diary and video blog to start soon. Right now there is just a teaser site ( thrown up.

I can't believe that they published this interview. They did though. It was also featured on