Sunday, August 27, 2006


For some reason right now is the high season of all my friends hooking up and crawling all over one another. Silly isn't it.

Friday, August 25, 2006

This is Nelis

My first day of shooting on a new film and on the way to the set my driver ges pulled over by the cops.

Making movies os AWESOME.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006


I don't know if many of you remember my friend Sally. She used to be my assistant but has graduated from that posistion.

Anyway, this past week she had a dinner party and we decided to play some poker after the plates were away. The loser would have to perform a dare. I wrote five on index cards and Sally was supposed to pick. She lost by the by.

Anna, Sally's roommate disqualified two of the choices because they were too one thing or another.
Sally picked a card. On the card I had written: Dress up like a ho, take a picture, and post it on myspace.

I'm a jerk.


Come see the improvised standup show that freaking rocks!  This week's special guest from LAST COMIC STANDING, Joey Gay!   Just think about all the jokes that we are going to make about his name!

Roger Hailes, Jordan Carlos, Victor Varnado

August 22, TUES

10 pm
Improvised Standup
Riffifi - 11th street between 1st and 2nd ave- NYC
Come see us make the shit up!


Friday, August 18, 2006


Last night I hosted a show at Bar None called Grandma's Candy Box.  The show is know for being unruly.  I had hosted once before and had a great time.  In fact, I had performed a few times at the show and had a great time.
The show has changed.  I still had a great time hosting, but the show has definitely become some sort of beast.  It felt like whipping ferocious lions back into the cage after they had been starved and released on the Christians.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006


Recognizer on the front.  Light Cycles on the back.
Yes I own this adidas TRON jacket.
And I will be wearing it to the midnight showing of TRON at The Sunshine cinemas this friday.
You are welcome to come see the truth.!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

This is Kim

Kim Is a new comedian who is trying to make it work. Whas your guessm do you think she's funny.

Monday, August 14, 2006

You and I should be together...

Hi there.  Isn't it about time you came out to see me and then I saw you too?  Read below for news.
This week you can find me in public at:
10:oo PM TUES
Rififi - 11th Street between 1st and 2nd NYC
Improvised Standup Comedy SON!
Roger Hailes, Jordan Carlos, Victor Varnado
with special guest MYKA FOX
10:oo PM THURS
Bar None - 3rd AVE between 12th and 13th NYC
I host a night of Comedy
Myka Foc and Eliza Santos
I just got offered some cash to write and direct three short films.  The weird thing is, the network that is footing the bill decide to let me do whatever I want on this one.  Just money and free reign.  I will say the name of the company once they give me the okay.  See you later?

Saturday, August 12, 2006


If you have a friend that is talented or whatever. Never refer to them as a genius to their face. Worse still, never refer to them as a genius to a group of people and then turn to them s if they are about to do something that is total genius.

They may not.

Amd then they'll be mad.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Bling Bling Barbie

Don't act like you're suprised to find out that this exists.
It's a barbie doll specifically marketed to look like white women do in rap videos.

Fan Art

My friend Chelsea Peretti is a writer and comic living in NYC.
I made her some fan art and she posted it on her blog.
Here it is.
I'm artistic.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

So.ething Profound

Today one of my friends told me that my talent will only take me so far and after that I would have to rely on my name.

Is that backwards?

Friday, August 04, 2006


I found out this week that I have a slight allergic reaction to plums, peaches, and nectarines.  Today I am eating white cherries.  As I go through the different types of fruit, it is my hope allergic reactions, if any, continue to be small.
I would hat to inadvertently kill myself.
I hope my mom isn't reading this.
I know she is.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


There's a robot on my desk! There's a robot on my desk!

Running around

Last night I had two stand-up shows and a meeting packed into three hours and strewn across the city.  The good news is that Late Night with Conan O'Brien called me back and wanted me to pitch new material to be on their show for a second time!  Word.   I am happy to get on the get-got and make it happen, but this week I ham swamped with so much work that I am sweating it.
I have two writing deadlines for Friday and another deadline for Sunday.  I don't know if I can make it and make sure that everything is top notch.
And that's why I am in favor of cloning.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Vegan says too much

This lady walking four dogs handed me a flyer as I passed her on the street.
"Just spreading the word of veganism."  She said.
I'm no vegan, but I try to be polite so I grab her flyer and say thanks.
"No, thank YOU fellow kind brother human."  She says.
I made the just to rip the flyer up then and there incase I accidentally read it and it drove me as crazy as she obviously was.

Nobody goes out in the rain.

What happened to New York?
You'd think it was raining bull urine or something, the way people are flaking out and all.