Monday, October 29, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Well I'm down in
Just before I left
As soon as Michael and I were out of earshot of the owner, Michael told me this story. "You know that guy we just met? When I asked him if it was going to be safe to shoot in his hotel he whipped out a gun and shot three time down the alley and then patted me on the shoulder and said, 'You'll be safe with me.'"
I looked down the alley. There were buildings and the doors to some people's apartments down there.
I really want to go out tonight nut I may just stay in my hotel to make sure that I survive the trip. I can explore in the daytime
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Remember when they had tried to push Ebonics as a recognized language? What if that had gone through? You would have had people in many different occupations using thick urban slang by now.
DOCTOR: You got an acute mitosis, son! Your shit is fucked up!
PILOT: Aw yeah! Weeze flying bitches!
LAWYER: If the glove did not fit. You must acquit!
I wish I'd thought of this joke during the OJ trial. :(
www.bestalbino.com - word
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
A man or woman that reveals many potential detramental personality flaws during a first date.
EXAMPLE: She told me that she had cut two of her last boyfriends and that she cried while reading the paper every morning. What a landmine.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
I'm the best at everything.
I can rap, dance and sing.
I can turn lead into gold,
And bend it into a ring.
I can fly! Without a plane.
At supersonic speeds.
I'm the world's best doctor.
Give all my patiends weed.
I trained 007, and Batman, and the pope.
Birds land on my windowsill just cause they think I'm dope.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
at the Lolita Bar
266 Broome St., corner of Allen
8:00pm - $5.00
HOST: Liam McEneaney - from VH1 and Comedy Central
from Comedy Central's Premium Blend and the late Aspen Comedy Festical, and has had his writings appear in The Onion, Modern Humourist, and of course, Glamour.
has just landed from Chicago, where he's made quite a name for himself in the comedy scene there
is one of NYC's last undiscovered comedy treasures
from Dublin, making his return from the Boston Comedy Festival
and of course, our house band, A Brief View of the Hudson
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Hey everyone! I lost the Boston Comedy fest finals.
In fact I did what I wanted to do at the festival. I wanted to get out there and get more well known and I wanted to make it to the finals. Mission accomplished on both of those.
During the preliminary and the semifinal rounds I was almost unstoppable. During the finals however, there was quite the shift in the attending audience age. I got laughs from the younger people, but the older more conservative part of the crowd would almost gasp in horror at some of the subject matter I shose. It's kind of interesting to be able to please and horrify sections of the audience at the same time.
Myq Kaplan was my pick to win, he came in second. Tommy Savitt, who was nowhere on my radar won. Check out his website and make your own decision. He's very good at what he does and a long time pro.
KARAOKE TONIGHT NYC?
I am back in town so I will be hanging out with the live karaoke band at Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction on Ave A between 2 and 3 tonight from 9 pm to midnight.
Come on. let's sing Karaoke, have a drink and a snuggle.
www.bestalbino.com - word
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
I always wait until my mother calls me and then I fee guilty. I have to call her first because it's been almost two weeks since I've talked to her. I want to be a good sone and this is my big chance.
I should probably be calling her instead of typing this.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
When I got to the festival, there was a guy who handed out flyers that listed everyone there so that they could make a ppol as to who was going to win the contest as part of the fest. Basicaqlly it was a sheet with every participant listed and a number by their name showing whether or not they were favorites fior the preliminary rounds. I was favored, but many people I knew were not. Kind of daunting.
When the contest finally took place, I ended up "winning". It's not really a win yet. I basically move on to the next round. Thursday is the semi finals andsaturday is the finals. I am going back ti NYC in the morning and will be back in boston by Thursday.
If anyone is around, look me up. SOX!!!!!!!!
P. S. I know nothing about sports. One of my friends told me to put that there.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Some people have said to me that most people in the world don’t have cell phones. I believe they are referring to third word countries and small European villages, but honestly…. Who want to cal them?
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
The only reason you should tell a hot girl that she is right is if she has read this. Then tell her you told her she was right because she’s not hot.