Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Chelsea Peretti

Google her. 
 
She don't know how to fight.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Shrimp Cocktail

I had a conversation today where my girl was like, "I can't believe that you didn't have shrimp cocktail before you were 19."
 
She grew up rich.

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Hey there everyone.. I am in a bar with friends gettinf drunk. I just thought thatt I would drop a note to worry my mom.

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Michael Jackson

Michael has proven that beyond a doubt he is a smooth criminal.

I am at work

And there is a woman in my house right now.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Who is the genius-

Who is the genius that invented the Coinstar machine. I gotta say... that is my absolute fovorite thing!  I can't wait to get rid of bundles of change on those things.
 
If I hhave any change at all I just throw it into a jar in anticipation of the time when I can pour it all into a counstar machine and turn it into regular money.
 
It's not greed.  It's fun!
 
Victor

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Ugh! Stupid Phone

There was supposed to be a picture posted there and I don't think that it made it.  I really don't want to go through the trouble of uploading and posting the real picture because i a LA-ZY!
 
I often try to do things that I think will be cool but then I get bored quickly is they take too much time.   This refers to everything except artsy stuff, or relationships.
 
I love to do artsy stuff and sometimes it has been a problem.
 
I also love my girlfriend, so doing anything with her is a plus and not a minus at all.  She is a little sassy.

This is how I wake up in the norning

A friend called me too early so I sent him a little message through the magic of the camera phone. This is what I look like in bed.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Love is silly isn't it?

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Friday, June 10, 2005

Cats put to restHere

If you were really wondering what the heck is going on with most cats, then here's your chance.
I think that settles it.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Making Video Games

Right now I am making vidoe games with Atari.  I am the head writer for agame that is really funny and I do voices for two of the characters in the game.
 
I have to admit, though that even though the writing is fun, I can barely come into an office every day and write comedy.  It's an oxy-moron and I'm the moron.
 
See how I did that?  That's why they pay me the mediom bucks.