Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Chelsea Peretti

Google her. 
She don't know how to fight.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Shrimp Cocktail

I had a conversation today where my girl was like, "I can't believe that you didn't have shrimp cocktail before you were 19."
She grew up rich.


Thursday, June 16, 2005

Hey there everyone.. I am in a bar with friends gettinf drunk. I just thought thatt I would drop a note to worry my mom.


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Michael Jackson

Michael has proven that beyond a doubt he is a smooth criminal.

I am at work

And there is a woman in my house right now.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Who is the genius-

Who is the genius that invented the Coinstar machine. I gotta say... that is my absolute fovorite thing!  I can't wait to get rid of bundles of change on those things.
If I hhave any change at all I just throw it into a jar in anticipation of the time when I can pour it all into a counstar machine and turn it into regular money.
It's not greed.  It's fun!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Ugh! Stupid Phone

There was supposed to be a picture posted there and I don't think that it made it.  I really don't want to go through the trouble of uploading and posting the real picture because i a LA-ZY!
I often try to do things that I think will be cool but then I get bored quickly is they take too much time.   This refers to everything except artsy stuff, or relationships.
I love to do artsy stuff and sometimes it has been a problem.
I also love my girlfriend, so doing anything with her is a plus and not a minus at all.  She is a little sassy.

This is how I wake up in the norning

A friend called me too early so I sent him a little message through the magic of the camera phone. This is what I look like in bed.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Love is silly isn't it?


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Friday, June 10, 2005

Cats put to restHere

If you were really wondering what the heck is going on with most cats, then here's your chance.
I think that settles it.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Making Video Games

Right now I am making vidoe games with Atari.  I am the head writer for agame that is really funny and I do voices for two of the characters in the game.
I have to admit, though that even though the writing is fun, I can barely come into an office every day and write comedy.  It's an oxy-moron and I'm the moron.
See how I did that?  That's why they pay me the mediom bucks.