Audition

From time to time, I have to oversee auditions. It's cool to see behind the scenes of casting movies sometimes. Here's a rare look.



Or you can just go here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XAfqAiNCUw

Ghost Hoop

This is an interesting bit of weirdness.

A short experiment in choreographing for reverse video.




or check it out here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7rjSG_Z3w

No thanks Tanzania

I don't want to go to Tanzania.

Some of the less educated locals are hunting people with albinism and cutting off their legs to for their magical powers. It 's not bad enough that I had to deal with fear and presjudice growing up as an albino. now you want to take my magic powers too?! I need that, man.

Dear Madonna

I know that your second Malwai child adoption was thwarted, sorry.  Do you think it might be because your first child (pictured here) that you adopted's only toy is a crazy looking stick?  Give your kid a real toy.  Just cause he was born in the third world doesn't mean he's partial to sticks!

Super Lover

So, last night I went to a hip hop showcase /  contest thing and I started talking to some of the younger  "MCs" about older rap songs.  Bear in mind that the mean age was like 22.  Point is, that none of them had ever heard of Super Lover Cee and Casanova Rudd, more specifically their song Girls, I got Em Locked.

 

I don't owant anyone else to have that missing from ther hip hop vocabulary.

 

So… Enjoy.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-h-RsZzZc

 

Touch a girl owned by  me and I'll ruin ya

Smack you withmy mic simultaneously as I'm doin ya

 

bestalbino.com

 

 

Joke of the Week

Hey there.  Check out Time Out New York's joke of the week this week.  It's me in there jokety joking it up.

 

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/comedy/71791/victor-varnado

 

Or don't.

It IS a booty call.

If someone who has previously booty called you a lot texts you out of the blu at 2 am theen say it's not a booty call THEY ARE LYING.  It IS a booty call and they want some booty.

 

Smack it up flip it rub it down.

Oh Nooooooooooooo.

ROBOTO SUPREMO

You like robots? I like robots.

Here is a teaser for a short film that I wrote and directed. It has giant robots and Michel Gondry.

www.robotosupremo.com

Victor

Defriending

I De0friended my first facebook friends when she posted and article about how Obama is causing black genocide by supporting pro-choice.  Really?  DE-FRIENDED.

Buy My CD

Important information about buying a rap CD.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fySPeSn_shs

Left 4 Dead

Okay, this is a great videogame.  Yes it's another zombie apocolypse game but the best part is that you can also play the zombies!!!

 

There is nothing more satisfying than pushing a button that causes you to leap onto someone and start eating their entrails…

 

 

Diet Pills - A joke )VIDEO)

Very important information about dieting.

Time to go on the road.

I have never been fond of performing on the road, but I know that there are many adventures to be had out there, so I am about to make my first real road gig / tour thingy. I mean, yes, I have done gigs at colleges but that is a whole different beast.

The first time that I ever performed at a comedy club on the road I spent about twenty minutes telling someone in the front row that they looked like the mother from the Addams family and then turned the whole audience against me.

Here's to more of the same.

Boston can eat it!

So I was up for a directing gig in Boston, and I was excited because it would have been my first horror movie, but suddenly the financing got pulled and it evaporated,  UGH!  U have the entertainment business sometimes.

 

Any productions going on out there that need an extra hand?  or motion graphics?  or something?

 

I'm going back to atlantic city,  :(

happy whatever!!!

Happy new year everyone. I hope that everyone has a fantastic 2009. I made a resolution to direct a new feature this year. We'll see if I can hold myself to that

I know I've already directed two but this will be my first narrative feature that I wrote and direted this year. Weeeee!!!

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