Sunday, February 29, 2004

Gee mom, looks like you are a little tired of writing your son already.

Last night I had a party.

The cops came at 2 am but the party continued until 5.

These are a few of the things that youy could have seen at my party.

- A woman who looked like a trans-vestite.
- Three men whose combined weight may have been over 1000 lbs
- Somone trying to pick up a girl by sticking one of my collectible toys in a womans drink.
- a woman looking at a toy toting guy like he was crazy.
- part of the cast of Mr. Show.
- Me
- someone actually trying to use karate for real
- someone peeing in my neighbors yard.
-VERY saggy boobies
- and a partridge in a pair tree.

Saturday, February 28, 2004

Dear Son, Glad to hear the Aspen trip is still on.

Thursday, February 26, 2004

I AM still doing aspen. I have been shopping for gloves but unfortunately many of the stores out here don't carry gloves in what they call the "off season". I will go looking again today in the hopes of protecting my hands from the bitter cold of the colorado mountains.

Last night I went and say "The Dreamers". This film is a tender love story and a celebration of the cinema with many close-ups of penisses and vaginas. I unserstood why they were in the film and I enjoyed the movie immensely. The only thing tha bygged me was that I was hanging out with my friend Jeannie for the first time and giant genitals tend to push you into a different realm of comfort when you are at the movies.

My mom reads this...
Good Morning Son! I'm glad I figured out how to post too (with your helpful instructions).

How flattering of you to say you date women with some of my traits. Evidently you want to end up with someone who will always be spending your money on what she believes are entirely worthy causes.

Am I dating anyone? Son, you know I basically don't date much but I will say that there's been more activity in the last few months than in the two years prior. Phone me if you must know more.

Are you still doing Aspen? If you're still going be sure to dress warmly and be careful on the slopes. Blessings!

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Hi Mom!

I'm so glad you figured out how to pos on my BLOG!

I know that you sometimes have to trouble with technical things growing up in the country and all. I am proud of you.

I know that some people might think that I a m a mama's boy, but you and I will just have to prove them wrong, er if that's okay with you mom.

I realized recently that you are definitely the archetype for the woman that I will fal for. I have only dated women that have huge hearts and care about the world around them.

U have sated, a midwife, a nurse, a non profit executive, and two clowns. I think my record speaks for itself. Are you dating anyone?
Victor, I love your dearly, but has it occurred to you that inviting your mother to post here might cause some people to think that you're a Mama's Boy?

Monday, February 23, 2004

One of my best friends has a new boyfriend and I am dying to meet him. Every time I try and run into them, i seem to miss them however.

Tonight I did a little Karaoke and went dancing, Fun!

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Tonight I went to a party where everyone there was quietly sitting. I left within twenty minutes. I guess that makes me immature.