Friday, October 16, 2009

The Harry Potter Rule

If you are friends with Harry Potter and you have been so for many years, and you find out that he is the chosen one,, try listening to him. Like when THE CHOSEN ONE who has been right for seven years says he thinks someone might be evil and saw them doing evil things, don't say, "I'm sure you were mistaken, Harry."

Better still, Harry, how about saying, "IDIOT! I am the chosen one! Don't mess with this perfection! I am always right and I winn every Quiddige game, so let's start paying attention to the scarred wizard over here and put this shit to rest!. Damn! I didn't want to have to go off like that, but ya'll made me get my wand up!"

That's the Harry Potter Rule.

1 comment:

  1. Hi,
    I like this article but..
    last night i went to the midnight premiere of harry potter and the half blood prince! I was honestly so disappointed! was it just me or did it seem very choppy and for some reason didn't feel like it was a harry potter movie. Don't get me wrong some of the parts in it were either really funny or somewhat scary but i really was not satisfied. I don't know, what did you think?? Am i wrong? Give me your opinions..