I think that it's weird when you are in a verbal argument and someone tries to insult you by saying something like "Suck My Dick" Really? Why does my punishment have to bring you pleasure? Also, why so passive? Why do I have to actively suck your dick? Is it because you don't want to sound gay when you say, "Let me fuck your mouth!"
What about "Go fuck yourself"? Go fuck myself? Do you mean masturbate? I do that all the time.
I don't think I have even one brain cell working today.