At a restaurant last night a woman approached me and announce that she had seen me do comedy. I asked her what she did and she said she was a visual artist.
Now, when people find out that you are a professional comedian the most popular response is for them to immediately ask you to tell them a joke. My usual response is to tell them I am a professional comedian so they should pay me. I thought it would bw a delightful turn if I asked the woman who had just told me that she was an artist to draw me something.
Her: Uh.. Okay.. I will sometime.
Me: Now.
Her: Now?
Me: Yes.
Her: Okay... What do you want me to draw?
Me: A bunny rabbit.
Her: A bunny rabbut? ... doing what?
Me: A bunny rabbit smiling and holding an easter egg.
Her: I don't have a marker.
Me: I've got a pen.
She half heartedly drew me the crappiest rabbit I have ever seen. It was my own fault.
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