I just made up a thing!
It's my birthday today and rather than throw a party at my house and
have people come trash it, I decided to come to you wherever you are
in New York and screw around with your shit! I will be hopping from
place to place all night, just tell me where you are and at what
time and I will try and make it by. This is open to friends and
strangers as I will be traveling with a babysitter.
One of my best friends Jason Kanter will be there to make sure I don't
slap anybody too much.
So email me or text me and hopefully I'll see you!
PS, i will break your stuff!