Thursday, April 29, 2010

Come See us LIVE at Comix on Monday in NYC

GRAB THE LAST TICKETS NOW!

http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669

Directly following the premiere of our highly rated and positively reviewed Comedy Central special, THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW. We are about to celebrate the release of our DVD and soundtrack with a live performance and after party DJ'd by hip-hop legend Prince Paul.

The entire cast is reunited for the first time since the original comedy concert!


For information and reservations, please visit: http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669

HOSTED BY: MARINA FRANKLIN - from Comedy Central and "The Jay Leno Show"

WITH:


VICTOR VARNADO
from the movies "End of Days" and "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," and the TV shows "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

HANNIBAL BURESS
is a writer for "Saturday Night Live" and has been seen on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"

BARON VAUGHN
is the star of USA's new show, "Facing Kate"

ERIC ANDRE
is a touring comedian who has been seen on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham"

AND SPECIAL GUESTS TBA

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

JOYSTICK: Live

This is taken from the a live performance at the Bridgetown comedy festival.

It's the best videogame sex euphemism song ever made.

Monday, April 26, 2010

APRIL26 - LIVIA SCOTT opens the show and BEN LERMAN opens his heart

Hi there,

 

I, Victor, just got  back from Diane's Odebra's home town Portland OR.  Home of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival.

 

Come to the show tonight and I will tell you about THE WORST LAP DANCE EVER!

 

Opening up tonight is the amazingly talented LIVIA SCOTT>

 

Also appearing tonight, songster Ben Lerman and pixie, Myka Fox.

 

Show starts at 10:30, sign up is 15 minutes before for open stage spots.

 

If you are not in NYC, be sure to check the show out live at nyctalentshow.com

 

!!

 

Friday, April 23, 2010

Black light walls

The entrance to the lounge at the my table theater in Portland has black light wallpaper. It really makes me want to come back to the city just to hang out more. I bet there are plenty of hiddent treasures that I won't have time to find while I'm out here at the bridgetowb comedy festival.

I am about to go on a walking tour followed by a private party at a bar with 90 old school video arcade game.

I'm wearing my From jacket.

Sent from my piehole.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

I've made it to portland now these are my demands.

1.  I want evry night to end with either a bar fight or an unconscious stripper.  It doesn't matter which, I just want to know that I made the most of my time at the Bridgetown Comedy festival.

2.  Slap Steve Agees balls.  He deserves it.  That Fucking Bastard.

2.   Find Diane O'Debras parents bar.  My pal Diane is from Portland and I think her parents never got out.  Gonna go by their bar and tell them about the outside world.

5.  Yes.  I did two twos in a row and then went to five.  I AM TIRED.

6.  See the cool shit in the city.  I have to see all the local stuff that people never see.

7  Poop more.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Awkward Comedy Show DVD Release Show DISCOUNT TICKETS

THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW DVD RELEASE AND SHOW

 

MAY 3

7:30 PM

 

At COMIX Comedy CLUB

 

Order your tickets now with code  AWKWARD and get in for only $10

 

 

http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669


The entire cast reunited for the first time since the original show!

After Party with guest DJ Hip hop legend PRINCE PAUL!

 

Join us at Comix as we celebrate the DVD release of the new Comedy Central special, "The Awkward Comedy Show," with performances by the special's director/producer/headliner VICTOR VARNADO, the ENTIRE CAST, and special SURPRISE GUESTS, as well as an afterparty DJ'ed by HIP-HOP LEGEND PRINCE PAUL.

"The Awkward Comedy Show" is a special that showcases stereotype-shattering African-American comedians of a different hue; comedians who are more likely to talk about video games than booty; comedians who are more interested in Simon & Garfunkel than Smith & Wesson; comedians who are likely to drop The N-Word - if that word is "Nerdy." TACS airs on Comedy Central on April 9th.

For information and reservations, please visit: http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669

The lineup:

HOSTED BY: MARINA FRANKLIN - from Comedy Central and "The Jay Leno Show"

WITH:

VICTOR VARNADO
from the movies "End of Days" and "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," and the TV shows "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

HANNIBAL BURESS
is a writer for "Saturday Night Live" and has been seen on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"

BARON VAUGHN
is the star of USA's new show, "Facing Kate"

ERIC ANDRE
is a touring comedian who has been seen on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham"

AND SPECIAL GUESTS TBA

Monday, April 19, 2010

BEAT BOX heaven tonight - 10:30 pm Eastern time

10:20 pm Eastern time.

Come to the show at the Bowery Poetry Club in NYC or WATCH LIVE at www.nyctalentshow.com

Hosted by Diane Langon Odebra and Victor Varnado

Chris Sullivan AKA SHOCKWAVE opens our show this week.


Here he is in Action

Come watch! Come Perform!

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Thank you Pittsburgh for two and a half great shows

Two great shows in Pittsburgh followed by a third show that was quite a chore.  It was one of those shows that was a fight every step of the way. It was like fighting a dragon. Ultimately the dragon was slain but we got burned in the process.

A dragon reference? Sometimes I forget what a geek I am. I guess my subconscious likes to step in and remind me every once in a while.

Sent from my piehole.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

On the Road Again for the first time

So... on the heels of my comedy special being released, I decided to add some club work to my rep.  I've appeared on television a lot and I have worked on movies and stuff, but the part of my "essential' standup training that I have neglected has always been doing the road at clubs all over the US.

The weird thing is that since I have been at standup for a while and I have a bunch of TV credits, I am starting out as a headliner.

 First Stop The Funnybone in Pittsburgh North.  There are two Funnybone clubs in pittsburgh.  Theri main club in downtown and their secondary club a little north of P-burgh in a convention hotel.  The latter is where I have landed.  My first show was a show that was added at the last minute.  it was a benefit show for the MS Society.  I considered not doing the joke I normally do about Stephen Hawking but once I was in front of the crowd it seemed like they would take it pretty well and indeed they did.  The joke wasnt making fun of his ailments anyway, It was more about what a ladies man he he can be.  The bit was met with great appreciation.

The second show last nigth was sparsely attended because there was a Pittsburgh Penguins game on TV.  (What kind of a name is penguins for a sports team?  Even a hockey team?)  The house maybe had twenty people at the most.  One couple was spending all their time making out.  Really, I had no idea why they even came out of the house.  It was still a fun show though.  Even with a small crowd sometimes you have have a great time, and so it was.

the saving grace of this entire trip has been Lance Weiss, my opener, he has been as entertaining as anything on th trip.  He admits that he has a little bit of an OCD thing going on so he analyzes and then re analyzes the sets that he has and once that is done he analyzes it a few more time.  He make me laugh, which is helpful.

Well, I am about to go the infamous Square Cafe in Oitssburgh and then watch Kick Ass.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

The FUNnest Movie Ever Made. ROBOTO SUPREMO PREORDERS


The FUNnest Movie Ever Made. ROBOTO SUPREMO PREORDERS



You can preorder copies of Roboto Supremo right now! What is Roboto Supremo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE_uU3Og0Mg



Copies are only available as a reward for donations to the kickstarter project.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/supreme/the-funnest-movie-ever-made-0



It has been a while since I turned my attention to finishing Roboto Supremo. Luckily I had a good excuse for waiting around. I made a feature which sold to comedy central and has already premiered! Awesome.

Now it's time to finish the post production on Roboto as well as try out a new project with Kickstarter!

Read on and jump in!

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/supreme/the-funnest-movie-ever-made-0

Monday, April 12, 2010

Octa-contortion-generian Tonght LIVE



Let's be cler. The woman pictured in this post will be performing tonight as the opener for the NYC Talent Show. She is both a senior citizen and a badass contortionist. If you are in the vicinity of New York City then come down to the show at th bowery poetry club at 10:30.

If you are not n NYC then watch live at www.NYCTalentShow.com

Perform in the open stage or just watch. Guests include Dan St Germain, Mark Normand, Esther Ku, Sarah Bowles, Myka Fox and The Streets.

Hosted by Victor Varnado and Diane O'Debra

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Pittsburgh coffers with Josh

I am in Pittsburgh after a fantastic show with the very funny josh grosvent.  Josh has the body of a dad and the face of an innocent boy. Check him out at thisisjoshua.com.

Sent from my piehole.

Friday, April 09, 2010

Watch The Awkward Comedy Show Tonight at 12/ 11 c

Hi there!

 

It's been incredible working almost every day on my movie The Awkward Comedy Show for about a year and a half.  Please join me in watching the premiere of it on Comedy Central at midnight tonight.  Eleven central time.

 

TRAILER http://vimeo.com/10206993

 

ALSO

 

While you are watching log on  to  keithandthegirl.com and you will be able to chat with the performers and call in to talk to them live right after the broadcast.  Present will be Hannibal Buress, Marina Franklin, Baron Vaughn and Victor Varnado.

 

I refuse to shower until everyone agrees to watch.

 

Love and kisses… Victor

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

My cat is hitting on me.

My blood runs cold. My kitty is a centerfold.

Sent from my piehole.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Thursday, April 01, 2010

OK Cupid flame war

It was suggested by a friend that I try okcupid.  I did and almost immediate I got into an email war.  Some woman  was upset that I didn't take filling out my profile too seriously, I guess, and here is what she wrote to me and my  subsequent snarky response.

 

HER

Mar. 31, 2010 – 4:28pm

It is my experience that people who are truly different in a cool, positive way, don't have to try so hard or actually declare themselves as such.

:(

27% Enemy 72% Friend 63% Match Message from HER

 

ME

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Apr. 1, 2010 – 11:44am

Taken from your bio:

"I’m really good at
Learning, loving, understanding, being grateful, cleaning my plate :)"

Please remember to add passing judgment without talking to someone on your list as well.

I don't quite understand what you are trying to teach or show me with your email. It's obvious that you don't want to be friends so I can only assume that you wanted to reach out and try to say something hurtful.

For a person that says they learn love and understand, I find your message strangely out of character.

_____________________

Seriously?  Why bother me.