1. I want evry night to end with either a bar fight or an unconscious stripper. It doesn't matter which, I just want to know that I made the most of my time at the Bridgetown Comedy festival.
2. Slap Steve Agees balls. He deserves it. That Fucking Bastard.
2. Find Diane O'Debras parents bar. My pal Diane is from Portland and I think her parents never got out. Gonna go by their bar and tell them about the outside world.
5. Yes. I did two twos in a row and then went to five. I AM TIRED.
6. See the cool shit in the city. I have to see all the local stuff that people never see.
7 Poop more.