Monday, January 23, 2006

I am so tired I could sleep on the back of godzilla.


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  1. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Someones gotta say it, Victor man your an albino and thats cool and a rare find.

    BUT VICTOR YOUR JOKES SUCK!!!!, look at those low budget crap videos... Especially Gemberling how much did it cost to make $2.00?

    The only sort of good one was Blackfist.

  2. I was rolling on the floor collecting cat fur watching your video Sprite last night. Spite. Good stuff.

  3. Thanks Cathie! You are nice.

    Thanks Anonymous!

  4. Anonymous3:32 PM

    LOL! Yo yo yo hommie look at what this Nigga Victor said:

    "The top of ma mushroom dick crown smells like fish, ma dick looks like a pumkin"


    "You know there are these restuarants in various parts of America, Japan and Germany specifically made for women and they sell sperm with food. Like sperm on pancake $24.99"


    "I have dick shaped shoes $1.00 each with ballz in da back and all"


    "I can karate chop brick using ma hard dick"

    "Ma cum is acid and I burn down doors".....I'm not gay I'm just saying ma dick smells like clams and ma sperm burn wood"