Sunday, January 22, 2006

50 questions a friend sent me...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 10 am
2. Diamonds or Pearls? Pearls, but not the kind you find in oysters, I refer to the kind that land on a lady's neck.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Fun with Dick and Jane, or a as I like to call it, I am a Dick for paying for
4. What is your favorite TV show? 24, are you serious? There are no other shows.
5. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing... I need to get married
6. What's your middle name? Curtis, Incidentally my Father's name is Curtis, my older brother's middle name is Curtis and I have a
younger brother named Curtis.
7. What is your favorite cuisine? I like potatoes.
8. What foods do you dislike? things with strange textures.
9. Your favorite Potato chip? Kettle Blue Chips
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? ??? Saturday Morning, it's a compilation of Saturday morning cartoon themes covered by
different bands.
11. What kind of car do you drive? None. The last car I drove was a sweet rental.
12. Favorite sandwich? PB and J
13. What characteristics do you despise? Cheaters.
14. What are your favorite clothes? I go back and forth, it has been only recently that I enjoyed dressing up.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you
go? Mexico, I know its no big deal, it's just that I have never been.
6. What color is your bathroom? White with blue accents
17. Favorite brand of clothing? I am partial to Banana Republic because I lack imagination.
18. Where would you want to retire to? Montana. what? It's nice.
19. Favorite time of day? afternoon
20. Where were you born? New York City right now, but itching to get back to LA
21. Favorite sport to watch? Sports?
22. Who do you least expect to send this back? I don't care, I don't plan on sending it out to anyone but Corey Burrington and my
23. Who will be the first to respond? I doubt anyone will, but we'll see.
25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Night owl
26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I am sweating.
27. What did you want to be when you were little? Computer Programmer
28. What is your best childhood memory? Wearing my Grandpa's hat.
29 . What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Computer Programmer, actor and writer are the big ones.
30. Nicknames: Asshole. It's not really a nickname, just something people call me.
31. Number and location of piercing's? None anymore.
32. Eye Color? Hazel
33. Ever been to Africa? No
34. Ever been toilet papering? No, do I live in an eighties movie?
35. Been in a car accident? Yes
36. Favorite day of the week? Your mom.
37. Favorite restaurant? Mo Pitkins right now.
38. Favorite flower? lily.
39. Favorite ice cream? coffee.
40. Favorite fast food restaurant? Never! (Taco Bell Shhhhhhhh.)
41. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Toys R Us
42. Bedtime: Late
43. Who are you most curious about their responses to this
questionnaire? Ugh, who wrote this!
44. Last person you went to dinner with? Itamar Moses
45. What are you listening to right now? The hum of the computer fan
46. What is your favorite color? Blue? I don't know.
47. How many tattoos do you have? none
48. Who was the last e-mail you got before this one? A message from a former student that she wanted to come to my show.
49. How many people are you sending this Email to? I told you that already stupid questionnaire! Don't you listen?!
50. What time did you finish this e-mail? 1:30 am


  1. That was one long post victor, how long have you been doing comedy dude?...

  2. My favorite color is blue. And red is number two.