Usually when I am walkinf from the subway atop and I am hungre I will order over my cell phone from the Chinese food place near my house.
Yesterday, I ordered and when I got to th place they told me tht someone had just picked up my order. Yup, some jack-o-lope stole my food because it was ready and they thought; why not say that they were the person who ordered it.
I had to wait for my food to be prepared and they felt so bad that they gave me a free calendar.
Lost my food... gained a calendar.