Last night I went to a party for the opening of a play. It was a lot of fun. When I looked out on the dance floor I saw a pregnant woman dancing and she appeared t be wearing some sort of peasant blous.
Here's how stupid I am: I a ssumed that she was wearing a costume because we were at the opening of a play. I walked over to her and said, "nice pregnant costume"
Oops. Turns out she was just fat.
Just kidding, she was smuggling a bomb.
Kidding again, she was pregnant.
Ack. I asked someone if she was pregnant was and it turned out that she was not; she had just put on 25 pounds since I had last seen her.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't talk to me ever again.