Friday, February 17, 2006

Pregnant Party

Last night I went to a party for the opening of a play. It was a lot of fun. When I looked out on the dance floor I saw a pregnant woman dancing and she appeared t be wearing some sort of peasant blous.

Here's how stupid I am: I a ssumed that she was wearing a costume because we were at the opening of a play. I walked over to her and said, "nice pregnant costume"

Oops. Turns out she was just fat.

Just kidding, she was smuggling a bomb.

Kidding again, she was pregnant.

1 comment:

  1. Ack. I asked someone if she was pregnant was and it turned out that she was not; she had just put on 25 pounds since I had last seen her.

    She didn't talk to me ever again.