Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Crack Heads, Try Harder!

If you are a crackhead, I suggest that you reach for the stars.  How do I know that craxck-heads are not reaching for the stars?  Because sadly, the crack-whore is the most popular crack profession. 


Every once in a whle you get a crack-electronics salesperson, but even then fi you don't want the rusted toaster oven with the power cord missing that they have in their Immediate inventory, they immediately offer to suck your dick for the same price.  It doesn't matter if you're a woman when they offer it to you… It's just their way of sayingm "I really want some crack, and for that, my bony body can be your playground."


So crack heads, try harder!  Be a crack-lawyer.  A crack-doctor.  A crack-president.


Putting the adjective "crack" before any profession can be a good thing for all of us.  It guarantees three things.


                Lower Prices )Everything is five dollars)

                Aggressive Salesmanship

                And if you are they least bit disatisfied with their service, even a crack-physicist is still willing to suck your dick.


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