I went to an open mic in Washington Heights.
I went with a friend who sat me by this woman she knew. The woman had a crush on the guy on stage singing a throaty metrosexual balad. I thought it would be funny to pretend I didnt know that she had a crush and jsu keep bringing up how god awful the singer was. I expressed interest in throwing a bottle at him over and over again. He was terrible, but in retrospect. what the hell is wrong with me?