I don't know if many of you remember my friend Sally. She used to be my assistant but has graduated from that posistion.
Anyway, this past week she had a dinner party and we decided to play some poker after the plates were away. The loser would have to perform a dare. I wrote five on index cards and Sally was supposed to pick. She lost by the by.
Anna, Sally's roommate disqualified two of the choices because they were too one thing or another.
Sally picked a card. On the card I had written: Dress up like a ho, take a picture, and post it on myspace.
I'm a jerk.