Yikes.

Tonight whie in a bar a Brazillian woman cornered me in a conversaton. Apparently, she wanted to talk about how much fun it is to hang out with "young" people because all they talk about is sex.

She was about forty-five.

She aid, and I quote. " You guys don't have as much fun with sex as my generation, cause you have to have sex with condoms cause of all the disease."

"We can be creative." I said.

"Yeah, but nothing is more fun than having sex with a condom!"

At that moment, her penis snapped off and fell out of the bottom of her pantsleg.