Victor Varnado speaks his mind with little regard for how it may effect his career, starring me and NO ONE ELSE.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
How to be alone.
I don't know how to use dating sites well at all. I read a suggested profile and saw that the woman was allergic to cats. I couldn't help myself. Here's what I wrote to her.
I have a cat.
Please come over anyway so that I can see your eyes swell up and get red. Now I know this doesn't sound like a good time from your point of view, but lets try and think about how entertaining this could be for me.