If you're a loser and want to feel like you win again,
Then come to Comix and see me with Christina Finnegan
He's the Headliner and I am the middler
He's very metro and I'm a lady diddler.
He's been on TV and I been in movies
Finnegan, Varnado, Hi-fives and boobies.
Christian is his name… and my religion.
We both like comic books and indecision
So see you at Comix, Thursday through Saturday
I promise not to rap*
*Sometimes I do it unconsciously