This is Mary

Mary gave birth to me and she wanted me to go with her to Universal Studios on Christmas and it rained.

I got her a poncho.

Merry Christmas Mom!

Weeee!

I'm in disneyland next to a giant boat!. I am walking on foam water! Everyones Jesus here!

My theory on comedy.

Comedy is a strange game. People hate you and want to be in your shoes at the sa.e time. And everyone wants to have sex with your ex.

Help I,m in Monyreal

I am ata aparty in montreal and the bathroom sign says something about what to do with the toilet paper but my french is not so good.

Alien Imression

Where's Ripley!

Airport Again

I am traveling to LA mostly for fun today. I am traveling with MYKA FOX who is basically a five year old in an adult body.

Mo Pitkin's -- downstairs

MSL here introducing our waitress, Lauren Brown. She has just graduated from NYU and knows there is no credibility for actors who have not waited tables:

Tonight I had swordfish. I don't want to scare anybody but it makes me gart a nasty smell.

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