Gee mom, looks like you are a little tired of writing your son already.

Last night I had a party.

The cops came at 2 am but the party continued until 5.

These are a few of the things that youy could have seen at my party.

- A woman who looked like a trans-vestite.
- Three men whose combined weight may have been over 1000 lbs
- Somone trying to pick up a girl by sticking one of my collectible toys in a womans drink.
- a woman looking at a toy toting guy like he was crazy.
- part of the cast of Mr. Show.
- Me
- someone actually trying to use karate for real
- someone peeing in my neighbors yard.
-VERY saggy boobies
- and a partridge in a pair tree.