Superman: I understand you want to join the Justice League?

Black Superhero: Yeah, I can shoot lightning out of my hands so I thought it would be cool if my name was Lightning-Man.

S: Lightning man?

BS: Yeham you know, you're Superman, and Batman takes after a Bat so he's batman. Aquaman works with water... I should be Lightning-Man, i shoot lightning.

(pause)

S: How about Black lightning?

BS: What?

S: You can have a choice, you can be black lightning or Niggatron.

BS: Motha F*cker what!

Tonight I was at the gas station when an old mexican man came bay and tried to sell me his tools in exchange for gas money. My heart went out to him as I looked through his bucket of tools. I didn't know what to buy; and then i spied the duct tape. Everyone needs duct tape. Seriously, right?

Victor

So last night I get rear ended at a stop sign cause apparent;ly this guy wants me to turn faster or he just has no patience. I pull over and he runs for the hills in his car. Hit and run.

On the way home my car stalls and stops. I think to myself, WHAT! How can this be since I have everything in order. The only thing I can thik ot is that the oil light was flashing earilier but I thought it took longer for that type of thing to happen. There is a gas station nearby so I walk and buy some oil.

Get back to the car and the oil fixes the light problem and then the car stalls again. I'm out of gas.

Please keep in mind that I have only been driving for a few months now nd I never knew what went into cars at all. Now I'm getting it.

I walk backand put some gas in the old gas can and make sure to spill a bit of it on the ground cause I love being clumsy.

The car starts and runs fine.