Party

My party turned out to be more of a hook up spot than I knew at the time.  Everyone seemed to get some attention... and MORE! Oh snap!  I said it!!!!

Girls like me

I get a lot of email from women that really like me... and they want me to check out their webcams.

Note to self...

Next time you throw a party, make sure you put out food that people can consume completely.  Chicken wings leave chicken bones.  :(

Come on Delta!

Hold me in security at the airposrt so long that I miss my flight and then try to charge me more money to rectify it!

 

Delta can eat it!

SANTA CLAUS!!

I hired a Santa Claus for my Christmas party!   He will be there for pictures and he'll give out free shots of the tequila I brought back from Mexico!

 

Yay!

Animated Video for Game

Remember that game that I am doing for Sony? Here's a promo video for it.

I wrote and directed a lot of this.... I am the voice of the fat guy, the black guy, and a lot of the roaches. Enjoy.




Now, you may be saying to yourself"What is that all about?"

It might help if you read this interview from with me from IGN right here.

This is dumb

This is my favorite joke to tell kids.

 

Two cowas were grazing in a field when the farmer next to them has a heart attack and dies.

 

The first looks a t the second cow and says, "Oh no, who's going to feed us?"

 

The second cow says, "Oh my god! A talking cow!"