This is Becky

I have seen Becky cry shortly after an art exhibit. Not because she like the art.

I hate it when smart people screw around.

Some MIT students turned in a project that measured whether or not the three second rule was real. When you drop food on the floor and then you have three seconds to pick it up before germs take hold of it. They proved that it really more like thirty seconds.

I would have loved to be their professor when they turned their project in so I could have said 'What the hell is this? Go cure AIDS!'

Vganus

Here's a music video that I directed. It's funny.

My Official Response to Last Comic Standing.

Ah... what can ya do?

Sandra Can't Cook

Tis a shame. Sandra took a picture of what her food was supposed to look like and what it came out like... I'm sure it tasted good...

Where was the cheese?

Dan Cronin Fan Art

This is a picture of comedian Dan Cronin that I drew.

Check him out at www.dancronin.com

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

I called a friend of mine in the beginning of the night and asked them if their refrigerator was running.  I didn't think they would fall for one of the oldest jokes in the book.  I didn't think that they would be so mad.

 

Wrong on both counts.  :(