BestAlbino Podcast 009 - The Ex Ball and Chain Stops by

Myka Fox joins us with her crazy ass self.

- Martha Stewart punked me.

- DVD Commentary

- Child Pornography laws

- The Ethical Slut

Bestalbino Podcast 007 - The Most Important Internal Discover Ever

Claudia and I are back and spend a little time delving into the bleakness of our own souls.

- ATT Sucks
- Hacking and iPhone
- Thanksgiving
- Steven Segal
- Californication
- Dating

Bestalbino Podcast 006 - A date with Diane O'Debra

Everything you always wanted to know about boos. Especially whether or not bobs gets you more attention than albinism.

Bestalbino Podcast 004 - Unlicensed Psychologist

This week our guest John O'Donnel let's you know how certain types of insanity will get you laid laid laid.

- Halloween Reflections
- Being Manic get's you laid
- John is not OCD!!!
- Facebook make you selfish
- Petty Scrabble Stuff
- Extreme Paranormal
- A phone call with Myka and Myq
- Myka and the Marathon
- SEGMENT / THINGS I HAVE TEXTED TO GIRLS.

Bestalbino Podcast 003 - Don't Talk About My P*nis

Welcome to our first guest, Myq Kaplan! Here he is right before he tapes his first half hour special for Comedy Central. Funny and guy!.

In this episode.

- Enough about my p*nis!
- The night and party before
- Claudia is in trouble
- Comedy Central likes Myq more
- The amazing Albino Race
- Halloween Costumes
- WORKING ON A JOKE
a new weekly segment where I talk about a joke that I am writing.
- The dating game.

Bestalbino Podcast 002 - The Human Centipede

In this episode, I find out why i hurt the things I like. With special guest, Myka Fox.

Stuff we cover:

- How I met my ex.
- Emotional courtesy.
- I stood a girl up and don't feel that bad about it.
- A portrait of poop.
- Paranormal Activity
- The Human Centipede
- Maria Shriver and Shwarzenegger.

Enjoy

The Harry Potter Rule

If you are friends with Harry Potter and you have been so for many years, and you find out that he is the chosen one,, try listening to him. Like when THE CHOSEN ONE who has been right for seven years says he thinks someone might be evil and saw them doing evil things, don't say, "I'm sure you were mistaken, Harry."

Better still, Harry, how about saying, "IDIOT! I am the chosen one! Don't mess with this perfection! I am always right and I winn every Quiddige game, so let's start paying attention to the scarred wizard over here and put this shit to rest!. Damn! I didn't want to have to go off like that, but ya'll made me get my wand up!"

That's the Harry Potter Rule.

Bestalbino Podcast 001 - The Formula For Vagina

This is the very first episode of my new weekly podcast. Sorry about the audio in the beginning. It gets better and by next week we will have new mics and all. Check it out though. It's funny.

IN THIS EPISODE:

- Claudia discloses the secret formula for vagina
- The kissing contest
- How Claudia and I met
- Alopecia Party
- The Roomate of a terrorist
- Keith and the Girl Fans
- What a dick I am

Enjoy!

The Waffle Song (Hip Hop Challenge #2)

Abou six weeks ago I, and a friend let an audience name the rap song that we would both make different versions of and then perform at a show. The only rule was that they had to have the same title and we couldn't see each others work before we performed.

Here's "Bitch, make Me Waffles."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJhcQEs5uo