Bestalbino Podcast 003 - Don't Talk About My P*nis

Welcome to our first guest, Myq Kaplan! Here he is right before he tapes his first half hour special for Comedy Central. Funny and guy!.

In this episode.

- Enough about my p*nis!
- The night and party before
- Claudia is in trouble
- Comedy Central likes Myq more
- The amazing Albino Race
- Halloween Costumes
- WORKING ON A JOKE
a new weekly segment where I talk about a joke that I am writing.
- The dating game.

Bestalbino Podcast 002 - The Human Centipede

In this episode, I find out why i hurt the things I like. With special guest, Myka Fox.

Stuff we cover:

- How I met my ex.
- Emotional courtesy.
- I stood a girl up and don't feel that bad about it.
- A portrait of poop.
- Paranormal Activity
- The Human Centipede
- Maria Shriver and Shwarzenegger.

Enjoy

The Harry Potter Rule

If you are friends with Harry Potter and you have been so for many years, and you find out that he is the chosen one,, try listening to him. Like when THE CHOSEN ONE who has been right for seven years says he thinks someone might be evil and saw them doing evil things, don't say, "I'm sure you were mistaken, Harry."

Better still, Harry, how about saying, "IDIOT! I am the chosen one! Don't mess with this perfection! I am always right and I winn every Quiddige game, so let's start paying attention to the scarred wizard over here and put this shit to rest!. Damn! I didn't want to have to go off like that, but ya'll made me get my wand up!"

That's the Harry Potter Rule.