Last night my car got towed for the first time.

I do not particulaly like having my car towed, but it did give me the time to have a bonding ride around town with my roommate.

We got to the towing company at about 2:30 in the morning. The place was filled with club kids and badasses. There were at least three women crammed up in the spot who had their boobies hanging out. Boobies look great in a club, but when you are in a towing office they tend to look rather silly. I son't know if the towing officer can take anyone seriously when their cleavage is hitting the window of his little booth long befor their brreath is.

Mack, my roomate and I managed to keep our coll even when the tow clerk decided to give me a lecture about car ownership and responsibility. You don't get the chance to say anything back to these guys like, "You're no my dad." or "Shut up, you're not my dad."

When my car was finally in my hot little hands again I also did nothing, because I am nice.