Superman: I understand you want to join the Justice League?

Black Superhero: Yeah, I can shoot lightning out of my hands so I thought it would be cool if my name was Lightning-Man.

S: Lightning man?

BS: Yeham you know, you're Superman, and Batman takes after a Bat so he's batman. Aquaman works with water... I should be Lightning-Man, i shoot lightning.

(pause)

S: How about Black lightning?

BS: What?

S: You can have a choice, you can be black lightning or Niggatron.

BS: Motha F*cker what!