Dear Drag Queen Association,
I would like to officially lodge a complaint. I abhor the type of drag queen that tricks you for a second. The type of drag queen that at first glance looks like a woman. The type of drag queen that makes your mind go "... legs, ooh, miniskirt... tall... big hands... Ugh... MAN!"
I much prefer the type of drag queen that looks more like a clown from a Fellini movie. Just makeup and feathers everywhere.
Signed,
Shortchanged Labido
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