Tonight I went to a readingseries that was all about erotica. I thought that it would be a bust at first but it proved to be a reallygood show.
The most interesting part of the show for me was the fact that during one of the most arousing portions of the show, I was sitting next to the mother of one of my friends. I dont know a lot about erotica, but I do know that you cant enjoy it when you are sitteng nxt to your friends mother.
Afterwards a woman challenged me to a dance off, but as you know, I cant be beaten.
I cant be beaten...
How dare you not be turned on while sitting next to my mom?? How insulting!
ReplyDeletePS Remember the smell wafting around? Ask me about the "smell" thing. Hilarious. Or sorta. Later Vic-y!
I am going to ask you now. I thought it was the bathroom but something tells me that it wasn't now.
ReplyDeleteThe last thing you want to smell at a show where everyone is talking about sex and sexuality is anything that reminds you that the human body can also be a nasty place.
I so won the dance off.
ReplyDeleteOh please, if the contest was to dance the worst, then yes, you won, but in fact it wasn't, the contest was to see who could dance the best... Too bad for you, read the instructions next time.
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