Last Night I went to see music

I went to an open mic in Washington Heights.

 

I went with a friend who sat me by this woman she knew.  The woman had a crush on the guy on stage singing a throaty metrosexual balad.  I thought it would be funny to pretend I didnt know that she had a crush and jsu keep bringing up how god awful the singer was.  I expressed interest in throwing a bottle at him over and over again.  He was terrible, but in retrospect.  what the hell is wrong with me?

My Name is "I'm on NBC this week"!

Hey guys!

 

The season premiere of My Name is Earl that I have a guest starring spot on is on this week.  This will actually be the second time I have worked with Jason Lee.  The first time was in the movie A Guy Thing where he falsely accuses me of beating him up.  This time he has to make a deal with me in order to help one of his wronged people on his list.

 

I am not in it an incredible amount, but I do have a couple of scenes and one scene with Earl where I try to look threatening.  I play a gang leader in prison.

 

Anyhow, I am also now in preproduction for a new film that I am writing and directing.   I'll keep you informed. 

 

 Word Word Word!

Back To LA this weekend

Hi there!  I'll be in LA this weekend agin for a screening of the movie Permanent Vacation at the Souther california independent film festival...

http://www.socalfilmfest.com/

 

Word Word Word!

 

ME in the movie.

Trapeze!!!

You know who Dick Grayson is. I do. Dick Grayson is Robin. You know Robin, Batman’s sidekick. He’s awesome. He started out in the circus. This is my first time in a trapeze class. I could be Robin, with years of training, something that reversed my age, and if my family was lost in a horrible circus accident.

I’m so glad my family isn’t in the circus.

Church of Bones

Did you know that in Prague, there's a Church that has all of it's interior decorations made out of bones?

 

CHURCH

 

I find this incredible for a couple of reasons that may not be apparent.

 

1.  Someone had to ask permision to put human bone decorations inside a church.

 

1a.  Someone else had to say yes.

 

2.  Someone had to ask someone else for the money to make church decorations out of human bones.

 

2a.  Someone else had to say yes.

 

3.  Someonedidn't freak out and burn the church to the ground screaming, "Geez really!?  A church of bones!"

 

I'm not in Prague! I'm in Lodz!

Okay, so the part  of the movie, "Contact High"  that I am shooting in Prague is not actually in Prague.  One of the main locations is in Prague, but I'm in Lodz.  A smaller town next to Warsaw.

 

It's cool.  I met my first nun at immigration.  She cut in line.  I have to admit that I thought that was a gross abuse of power.

 

My hotel is actually an eastern European casino.  I have never been inside a casino outside of the US.  I am going to go check it out and get stabbed.  I hope I meet the head of the Polish mafia and he befriends me and then forces me to marry his daughter, who turns out to be beautiful but in love with a handsome janitor and we all have to fake mine and her death just to get away from her father…

 

Day one of shooting in Poland tomorrow.

Day One on My Name is Earl

The first day of shooting was fun and a little bit of a chore.  I arrived at the parking lot to meet the van that would take me out to the set at about 9 am.  Now, nornormally a car would pick you up and take you to the set or you would deliver yurself to the set, but since the shoot was at an immigration prisonn in Lancaster I was told that I would have to take a bus out.  The ride takes about an hour and the conversation almost nnon existant for me.  I do chit chat with this guy named Nate a bit about his acting work and aspirations.

 

The hihtlight of the shoot day would have to be that Jason Lee remembered me from working on A Guy Thing with him, or at least his people must have told him that I was the same guy who worked on a guy thing with him.  Anyhow, it fet nice,

 

We were in a desert so there was a ton of dust being kicked up by the wind in the 105 degree weather.  Today my throat feels like I was swallowing sandpaper all night. 

 

At this point I only have one more day of shooting to finish out the two episode that I will be in.  I hope I survive.

 

Now I'm in LA trying to figure out wjat to do on a Friday night...

My Name Is Not Earl

Hey guys!

 

Looks like I'm coming to LA to shoot two episodes as a guest star on My Name Is Earl.  This will be the seconf time I've played second bananna to Jason Lee.

 

I'll be in LA from the 13th to the 21st and then I fly to prague to shoot the an Austrian Film called Contact High in which I play God.  What?  Yes, God.

 

If you are in LA then feel free to look me up/  I'm sure I'll be performing around the city as well.

 

Word.  Word!  WORD!

Iphone update

It's swett, but there are a couple of drawbacks that I believe they are fixing.

 

Drawback 1: 

No MMS messaging.  I didn't even ask about this feature because I just assumed that it would be included.  If you want to send a picture to a friend then you have to send it through email.  Worse yet, the iphone cannot recieve MMS which means that if you want a friends to send you a picture, you are also screwed.  You can ask them to sent it to you through email, which you can easily get on your iphone but then...

 

Drawback 2:

You cannot download pictures to your picture album from email or safari.  You can view them in email and safari, but if you then wanted to email them you can only forward the email withthe picture.  There is no seeing something nifty on the web and then making it your wallpaper.  No taking an emailed photo and attaching it to a contact.

 

Drawback 3:

You can't take video.  What?  You have a camer!  You can playback video?  What the fuck!

 

The good.

The internet, the music, the stocks, the google, the interface, almost everything else is beyond excellent.  But the drawbacks are such that I might have to just take the whole thing back if they, Apple, don't address them soon.

 

But what a camera!

This is Becky

I have seen Becky cry shortly after an art exhibit. Not because she like the art.

I hate it when smart people screw around.

Some MIT students turned in a project that measured whether or not the three second rule was real. When you drop food on the floor and then you have three seconds to pick it up before germs take hold of it. They proved that it really more like thirty seconds.

I would have loved to be their professor when they turned their project in so I could have said 'What the hell is this? Go cure AIDS!'

Vganus

Here's a music video that I directed. It's funny.

My Official Response to Last Comic Standing.

Ah... what can ya do?

Sandra Can't Cook

Tis a shame. Sandra took a picture of what her food was supposed to look like and what it came out like... I'm sure it tasted good...

Where was the cheese?

Dan Cronin Fan Art

This is a picture of comedian Dan Cronin that I drew.

Check him out at www.dancronin.com