Left 4 Dead

Okay, this is a great videogame.  Yes it's another zombie apocolypse game but the best part is that you can also play the zombies!!!

 

There is nothing more satisfying than pushing a button that causes you to leap onto someone and start eating their entrails…

 

 

Diet Pills - A joke )VIDEO)

Very important information about dieting.

Time to go on the road.

I have never been fond of performing on the road, but I know that there are many adventures to be had out there, so I am about to make my first real road gig / tour thingy. I mean, yes, I have done gigs at colleges but that is a whole different beast.

The first time that I ever performed at a comedy club on the road I spent about twenty minutes telling someone in the front row that they looked like the mother from the Addams family and then turned the whole audience against me.

Here's to more of the same.

Boston can eat it!

So I was up for a directing gig in Boston, and I was excited because it would have been my first horror movie, but suddenly the financing got pulled and it evaporated,  UGH!  U have the entertainment business sometimes.

 

Any productions going on out there that need an extra hand?  or motion graphics?  or something?

 

I'm going back to atlantic city,  :(

happy whatever!!!

Happy new year everyone. I hope that everyone has a fantastic 2009. I made a resolution to direct a new feature this year. We'll see if I can hold myself to that

I know I've already directed two but this will be my first narrative feature that I wrote and direted this year. Weeeee!!!

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Ladies...

It's your boo-fat, that I been thinking of

Jiglling wiggling making me fall in love

Yeah your poo-poo maker, your stinky crap taker

Your big mothafuckin' brown bread baker

                              

Any type of panties on your boody is a thong

Your ass is so fantastic 'make this player write a song

Wanna grab it by the handful and never let it go

I - just - thought - the world -should know

 

About your Boo-fat.

What's the solution?

As most of you know, I have been working on my movie for a while and we finally have locked the edit and are just doing the final sound design now. The movie is The Awkward Kings of Comedy. Of course, at the same time I have been trying to finish the fist pass on the visual effects for Roboto Supremo, the movie that I am making with a giant robot and Michel Gondry starring as the mayor of Tokyo.

Here's my point.

My sleep schedule is completely off now. I have no idea how to get it back on track. I have stayed up until 7 for a few nights in a row and I have no way of getting back on track. One of my friends suggested that I stay up a day and a half and then go to sleep. does that sound right? sounds crazy to me, or what if I end up falling asleep in the middle of the afternoon and then wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it all over again?

Sigh.

lots of work

Seems like the more I do. The more there is to do.

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you have got to be kidding

There are.not enough geniuses inthe world. I am not counting myself.

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Ding Ding Kitty Cat Monkey Fetch

No explanation necessary

The Awkward Kings of Comedy - TRAILER

So, hey there everyone. I have been in hiatus for a while becaue I have been busy shooting and editing my new movie, The Awkward Kings of Comedy. Here's the trailer.



Hope you like it.

Victor Varnado

CRACKatron!

Hey guys.  Here's a video written and produced by Bryan Tucker, a writer for SNL.  I am the voice of the main character Crackatron, the monster and the crack addict.

 

Crack can be a positive thing…

 

Crackatron, Episode 1

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Bad Bar

I'm in a bar where the floor Is all covered in sand because it has a
beach theme.

Not so impressive.

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Crack Heads, Try Harder!

If you are a crackhead, I suggest that you reach for the stars.  How do I know that craxck-heads are not reaching for the stars?  Because sadly, the crack-whore is the most popular crack profession. 

 

Every once in a whle you get a crack-electronics salesperson, but even then fi you don't want the rusted toaster oven with the power cord missing that they have in their Immediate inventory, they immediately offer to suck your dick for the same price.  It doesn't matter if you're a woman when they offer it to you… It's just their way of sayingm "I really want some crack, and for that, my bony body can be your playground."

 

So crack heads, try harder!  Be a crack-lawyer.  A crack-doctor.  A crack-president.

 

Putting the adjective "crack" before any profession can be a good thing for all of us.  It guarantees three things.

 

                Lower Prices )Everything is five dollars)

                Aggressive Salesmanship

                And if you are they least bit disatisfied with their service, even a crack-physicist is still willing to suck your dick.

               

Yo son!

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