Game Night

Okay, I ended up spending time at a game night at a bar and it was some of the most fun I've had in a VERY long time.  I alwasy enjoy when I get to beat the crap out of someone that talks a lot of yang in Scrabble and then lord it over them for the rest of the night.  I wish it was cool to just slap the loser across the face.

 

Game night, it really brings people together.

GOD SLAYER

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Angry robot

I'm working on a logo for my production company. I love robots.

The Naked Show Review

Okay, so yes, I performed at the Naked Standup Showcase and I was totally nude in front of a clothed and nude mixed audience.  Just telling jokes.

 

Anyway, I thought it would be funny to enter the stage crying like Coa-Coa from fame.  I was hunched over and covering my junk as tears ran down my face.  This was funny to many of the clothed people, but the nudists that thing think that nudity is nothing to make fun of had a different idea.

 

Anyhow, the main thing that I realized was that everyone was hyper-sensitive to everything that you said.  I admit that I thought the audience was going to spend a lot of time just staring at my balls, they're beautiful, but it was as if everyone was heavily invested in every syllable that escaped your lips.  Weird.

 

Fun show though.  I recommend it to people with hot bodies, their more fun to watch.  I know that's not the nudist way, but f that.

 

 

Big Cup. Tiny Spoon

At the coffee shop around the corner from my apartment they serve
coffee on giant cups with tiny spoons. It feels like you're a giant
that found an even bigger giants cup of coffee but you only had a spoon
from a villager.

Naked Stand Up

Right, so this saturday I am participating in a naked stand-up show.

 

The details:

SAT Feb 2, Showtime is at 8PM, and the cover is $10.

Tickets are Now available at: The PIT

www.thepit-nyc.com
The People's Improv Theatre
154 W. 29th Street
New York, NY 10001
(212) 563-7488 for Reservations and Info

Okay, you have the details, now here are my thoughts.  at first I was nervouse because I am a bit of a physicl performer and I assumed that it my be distrating to see my twig and berries whirling around, but when I found out that many of the audience members that come to the show are nudists and in fact the crowd will be pretty naked as well, well that just scared me even more.  I want to be clear;  I am not afraid of nudity, but does mass nudity disturb me a little?  We'll see what happens on saturday…

F U iphone

Did you know the iphone cant send and recieve pictures through MMS. The same way that most phone send pictures?

 

If you call apple and complain they politely tell you that all you have to do is simply have everyone you know send text messages to your email instead of your phone number.  THAT's your solution.  I should call every frend and business contact that I know and tell them to send me pictures in a different and inconvenient way?  I should change the world around my phone?!  That's like telling everyone that they can only speak to me in adjectives.  I mean, sure, the language that you know and love works fine, but I just decided that I want to do things a different way and now you have to cater to it.

 

F U apple.

 

Do you know how embarrassing it is when you tell someone that you can't recieve MMS messages?  Then they're all like, "What?!  You paid five hundred dollars and you cant send MMS?  My phone can and I got it out of the bargain bin at Wal Mart!"  Then I tell them that it can't record movies either and they're like, "WHAT!  My phone can record movies, and I found it in dumpster behind Burger King for free!"  And then I tell them that my phone can't even save pictures that I do recieve through email to my photo album on my phone and they're like "OH MY GOD!  I found my phone in the chest cavity of a dead deer and my phone can do that!  What the FUCK!!!!!!!!"

 

Come on iphone!

 

No, I'm not even gonna capitalize the "p" anymore.

Next Self Portrait

This somehow explains a lot about me. Click to animate.

A tad lonely

Today I woke up a tad lonely.  There's nothing in particular wrong.  My career and my life are pretty fantastic right now.  I don't have a serious girlfriend but I like the idea of one.

 

I;m not sad… just eh… today.  If you see me give me a big hug.

 

If you don't see me, I'm probably behind you.

Asian Dick Tracy

My friend Randal used to dress normal. Somehow he has landed ay "Asian Dick
Tracy".

I'm a good friend.

The Pacifier

I accidentally saw this movie recently.

 

The Pacifier, Starring Vin Diesel, is another one of those, "Tough guys is forced to watch a bunch of crazy lovable kid" films.  In the grand tradition of Kindergarten Cop and The Game Plan.

 

In the Pacifier Diesel is a navy Seal who is forced to watch kids after he fails in a mission where he was supposed to protect their father.  THIS NEVER COMES UP LATER.  The reason that he has to watch the kids is because he got their father killed.  This movie is supposed to be a comedy.  Way to kick it off.

 

During the first part of the "film"  he comes off as pretty strict and all the kids hate him.  He wont let them do anything and yells all the time.  It looks like they will never get along... until ninjas attack.  Diesel fights off the ninjas and the kids are so grateful that they realize that he was only trying to protect them by being so strict.

 

Diesel uses Karate to solve most of the problems in the movie.  One girl's scout troop is being constantly harassed by a cub scout troop so Diesel teaches them karate so that they can fight the boys off.  One kid is constantly harassed by his pushy Vice Principal at school.  Diesel beats up the Vice Principal in front of the entire school.  Etc... etc... until the entire cast somehow knows karate and defeats evil by kicking it in the balls.  (This was a kids film.)

 

See it!

 

 

Claudia is

Funny and pretty and KRAZY!!!!

I made a... a...

Thing! YES! I made a thing in my knitting class! I'm going to use it for.... something.

Long Time Knitting

It has been such a long time since I have posted, i apologize.  I spent the holidays in many states of sobriety and among many different types of company.  I broke the proverbial Christmas bread with a once imprisoned "enemy of the city" and spent some time running in fear from my supercharged four year old niece.  (I swear she  couldn't hold still if a donkey sat on her.)

 

Today is my first private knitting class.  I tried the public class route but the fact that I am a man seems to piss off everyone in the knitting community.  I ended up hiring this guy who knits amazing pieces that are sold in soho.  Tonight, if you came by my house, you'd see two guys just sitting on a couch knitting.