Genius

If you have a friend that is talented or whatever. Never refer to them as a genius to their face. Worse still, never refer to them as a genius to a group of people and then turn to them s if they are about to do something that is total genius.

They may not.

Amd then they'll be mad.

Bling Bling Barbie

Don't act like you're suprised to find out that this exists.

 

It's a barbie doll specifically marketed to look like white women do in rap videos.

 

BLING_BLING!

 

Word

Fan Art

My friend Chelsea Peretti is a writer and comic living in NYC.

 

I made her some fan art and she posted it on her blog.

 

Here it is.

 

I'm artistic.

So.ething Profound

Today one of my friends told me that my talent will only take me so far and after that I would have to rely on my name.

Is that backwards?

Darwin

I found out this week that I have a slight allergic reaction to plums, peaches, and nectarines.  Today I am eating white cherries.  As I go through the different types of fruit, it is my hope allergic reactions, if any, continue to be small.

 

I would hat to inadvertently kill myself.

 

 

I hope my mom isn't reading this.

 

I know she is.

You should watch this.

It's imperative that you do

Part 1

Part 2

ROBOT!!!

There's a robot on my desk! There's a robot on my desk!

Running around

Last night I had two stand-up shows and a meeting packed into three hours and strewn across the city.  The good news is that Late Night with Conan O'Brien called me back and wanted me to pitch new material to be on their show for a second time!  Word.   I am happy to get on the get-got and make it happen, but this week I ham swamped with so much work that I am sweating it.

 

I have two writing deadlines for Friday and another deadline for Sunday.  I don't know if I can make it and make sure that everything is top notch.

 

And that's why I am in favor of cloning.

Vegan says too much

This lady walking four dogs handed me a flyer as I passed her on the street.

 

"Just spreading the word of veganism."  She said.

 

I'm no vegan, but I try to be polite so I grab her flyer and say thanks.

 

"No, thank YOU fellow kind brother human."  She says.

 

I made the just to rip the flyer up then and there incase I accidentally read it and it drove me as crazy as she obviously was.

Nobody goes out in the rain.

What happened to New York?

 

You'd think it was raining bull urine or something, the way people are flaking out and all.

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Idiot Sevant

Is this an idiot Sevant?

http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=234

I am at a new gig right now. I will be writing a lot for the game company I used to work with and developing a pilot for a cartoon right now. Also, I just got offered a directing position on a new film. Right now it's in the earliest stages of pre production.

I'm alsu hungry.

Vegan says too much

This lady walking four dogs handed me a flyer as I passed her on the street.

"Just spreading the word of veganism." She said.

I'm no vegan, but I try to be polite so I grab her flyer and say thanks.

"No, thank YOU fellow kind brother human." She says.

I made the just to rip the flyer up then and there incase I accidentally read it and it drove me as crazy as she obviously was.

A Scanner Darkly

Nobody trusts anything in the world and movies like this fuel that sentiment.  Don't get me wrong, I really liked it mind you but that's because I really like creepy paranoid movies.

 

Did Keanu kill his family in this movie?

 

Anyway, it's 90 degrees in new york city and I just figured out how to make sure my air-conditioning covers my entire apartment.

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I don't know...

I have no idea what's going on with me and my new ex girlfriend, but we did just have a nice lunch.

Shadow Of The Colossus

This is video game.  I really think that it is the greatest game ever made.

 

Here's the premise:

 

You come to a temple with your dead girlfriend in your arms and ask the God's if they would please bring her back to life.  The God's are like sure they will if you will only go kill these sixteen mythical  beasts.

 

And that's it.  You hunt down mountain sized beasts in the hopes that these dudes will bring your dead girlfriend back to life.

 

It makes no sense, but I understand it.

 

Uh... before you judge me, you have to realize that I love games and art, and when they merge, I freak out.

 

I'm lame aren't I.

 

Don't tell me.

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