I went backstage to watch a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live today and Ashton Kutcher was one of the guests. Strangely enough the backstage area was filled with hot girls.

All sizes and colors, but one thing they all had in common, they smiled nice, they were young, and they would look away quickly whenever I tried to make eye contact.

Got a sunburn today. It's easy when you're an albino.

Today I am trying to buld my own furniture, like what I say on one of those home makeover shows. I wonder if it will fork? I also wonder what I should make.

Uou'll se, you'll all see.

I'm in driving school.

I have never had a license for one reason or another. anyway, i thought it would be easy to just get a license. It isn't. I find that what most people do all the time is a little weird whe you've never done it. I have a cool instructor. More to come/

Well, I'm in LA now.

I can see the Hollywood hills from my apartment window and I think that is just grand. How did that happen? Anybody know of any cool places to go?

Victor

I jwas just in Boston and I had a load of fun hanging out and playing with Improv Boston. They Rock!

So thank you to Sharon the British, Paul the Big, Cliff the concierge, David the Leaves right after the show and does not come out for a drink, and of course Melinda of the Froxen pipes. Thank you all so much for a wonderful time!

And thank you Will as well, I really wish I could have met you.

Victor

Last night at he premiere of the Chapppelle show party. I ran up to Dave Chappelle, I grabbed his chest and I yelled, "I can't believe his head blew up!". I was referring to a sketch I had just seen.

Anyway, the look on his face seemed to say, "Don't touch me that's scary."

Oops.

Dave chappelle once called me on the first days of shooting for that Eddie Murphy movie, Pluto Nash and wished me luck at athe request of my manager at the time. Avery cool thing to do for both of them.

IIn return, I scared him. That's life right? A circle of love.

I like to karaoke
And really don't we all
Whether or not you admit it
You're always having a ball

When you sing that song you know
your heart, it sings as well
Oh microphone that I adore
life's a ball and you're the bell

Though my poetry is hard to bear
And some might say it sucks
The wors they say what my heart cannot
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Ypou can't always get what you want, unless what you want is disappointment.

Whew! Where's that come from?

My downstairs neighbors have a baby. They have had it for two weeks and have not named it yet. My vote is for Gillian. That's an awesome name, right?

Genius!

Victor

I think a lot of people think that I am dead, or at least way oout of it.

Guess what I'm wearing right now? You'll never guess, i know you won't.

Victor

Oops, my bad!

Seems that my mother found out I was moving to LA through this Blog! I am a bad son, sorry mom..

I think that I am going to go and start the process of getting my license on Monday. I don't know how to drive, yes that's true, but I will drive!

Victor

Hey everyone, just checking in to let you know that very soon I will be moving to LA!

Yep, it's about time. I continually have to either make packages for LA or fly out there so now I am about to make it all happe for real.

So expect a very large party as a personal send off and then expect to see nothing but heels and asses.

Do you know what that means? Are you from the south?

Victor

Man has it been too long or what? Well in the most recent news, I was up for a role in a Martib short movie and I didn't land it. Luckily I have two other projects that have been green lighted. Sometimes it's weird trying to act for a living, but most of the time it's the bomb-diggity.

Get Puff to translate.

Victor

Good afternoon I say!

Well if you haven't geard, the Cartoon Network has released a new version of He-Man. Yep Prince Adam, Cringer, Tigra, the entire gang is back. Unfortunately, they still have Skeletor being a big crazy. He's a git a big muscly body and a skeleton head. Isn't that a little weird?

And who named him skeletor?