Belligerent Albino

Freaky Penguins

2012-01-30T08:35:00.000-08:00

Yesterday, me and Laura had the great idea to try and finish an animation in a day. Not just a sketch,but fully inked and colored. Many hours and no sleep later, it appears that we have all the components finished. Now all we have to do is edit the stuff together.Here is one of my favorite frames. It is full of the way I feel after 12 straight hours of drawing.enjoy.

Re: Puppet Drama is Wrapped and Ready

2012-01-26T13:04:00.001-08:00

So, THE TROUBLE WITH CHARLIE, the "puppet dram" that I conceived of a few weeks ago is finished! It was strange how quickly it came together. A friend of mine had a production company and told me that they were doing nothing for a couple of weeks and if I had a briliant idea, they would shoot it for me. Brilliant is subjective, but we did turn around a helluva shoot in very little time. It has

Facebook Hoes

2012-01-25T14:54:00.001-08:00

Every once in a while somebody creates an account and then tries to solicit people on Facebook. It is usually a woman in a foreign country trying to pretend to be a US Citizen and asking if you want to date the, Then they would ask you to meet them on line and live cam chat etc. etc... It is incredibly unconvincing if you say you grew up in the US but type terrible broken English.Here's the

Netflix Instant Treasures

2012-01-22T10:38:00.000-08:00

Thing you should watch on Netflix Instant.THE TAKEI am an insatiable fan of London crime and Tom Hardy movies. This miniseries is an adaptation of a novel that seems to have been written with the most sociopathic character I have ever seen on screen. This includes American Psycho. Tom Hardy is playing Bane opposite Christian "American Psycho" Bale in the new batman movie. What a wonderful way to

Shooting ends on The Trouble With Charlie

2012-01-09T09:42:00.001-08:00

After three days of serious puppet drama, last night we finished the last shot for our epic puppet drama. It was been a while since I had the chance to stretch my legs on a narrative with an (almost) full crew. After sticking to documentaries for the last couple of years, it was refreshing o know what was coming next and to shape things on set in ways that it is impossible to do in a non fiction

Day One of Shooting: The Trouble with Charlie

2012-01-07T06:21:00.001-08:00

The epic puppet drama began yesterday.This marks the first time I have ever directed a puppeteer, I mean a real puppeteer. James, Wojatal has worked for 20 years in the industry and knows that classic puppeting style started by the Henson company. Funny, I had a lot of people offer to puppet for me when I was trying to find a puppeteer. Plenty of offers from people who would say things like.

All my Woes Right Now Stem From one Place

2012-01-03T14:31:00.001-08:00

A puppet.This is the guy. Charlie, currently being finished and about to be manipulated by a master puppeteer for my new short film, The Trouble With Charlie. As you know every film. no matter how small, requires a crap-load of work to get it done. Add in the fact that pre production is almost over and stuff still isn't done and you can understand why I feel like I barely have the tie to

Final Comic From LAURA

2011-12-29T13:07:00.001-08:00

Laura sends us her final comic from out of town. I think she is trying to say something about our age difference.

Laura's sixth comic

2011-12-28T20:17:00.001-08:00

We can all agree that she is deeply disturbed, right?Laura just left town and this is her first comic from "on the road".

Comic Number 5

2011-12-28T07:18:00.001-08:00

Laura has stepped up her game this time with a horror comic loosely based on a bit I did around halloween. To see that bit, go here.

Laura's Fourth Comic

2011-12-27T06:52:00.001-08:00

Laura finished yesterday's comic late last night. Let's hope she gets a head start on today's. Only three more to go before her commitment is fulfilled,.Surreality is starting to settle in here.

Laura's third comic.

2011-12-25T17:01:00.001-08:00

Qs the days go forward. Less and less work seems to be going into these comics.

Laura's second comic

2011-12-25T06:42:00.001-08:00

This comic arrived in the middle of the night. Just over the note. It still counts thought be use she worked om it during Christmas eve and we all know how special that is for the Jews.

Victor Comic No. 1

2011-12-23T12:39:00.001-08:00

As promised, after winning the bet. Laura must publish a comic starring me every day for a week. Here is the first one.

The Napkin Game

2011-12-23T11:08:00.001-08:00

My favorite game to play in a bar is The Napkin Game, as I call it. Honestly I cam up with it as a way to get to know a date and be charming and creative all at the same time. Now that I have a serious girlfriend, i am passing this game on to you. THE RULES:Participants alternate whispering the names of animals in each others ear and then counting to ten. When it is your turn, you turn, you

Marvel's Shame Itself Arrives in Stores Today!

2011-11-02T07:50:00.001-07:00

Finally you can run into your favorite comic store and grab a copy of Shame Itself! it's a comedy anthology book taking pot shots at all the Marvel superheroes. With stories by Me, Wyatt Cenac (also black) Elliot Kalan (adorable) Kurt Braunoholer (hard to spell name) Sara Benicasa (terrible at pooping) Michael Kupperman (shaves too much) cover by Skotie Young and my story, The Last Attack is

Zombie Def Jam Comedy

2011-10-26T12:03:00.000-07:00

So, yes. It seems as though I thought that it would be a great idea to go to Seth Herzog's "Sweet" show and do a comedy set dressed up as a zombie. Just moments before I went on stage I wrote a few jokes that a zombie would say.As a bonus, I attached an image from a night when I ditched a date by getting in zombie makeup.

New York Comic Con : My Film has TWO Panels!

2011-10-13T05:41:00.000-07:00

Hey there everybody that matters.I am about to attack my very first New York Comic Con at the Javits Center in NYC.My film has TWO panels there. Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film! is going to be questioned by the masses of true fandom. I can't wait to get this shit on tape!Also TONIGHT is a screening with the Friars Club Film Fest!Here is the info!Saturday, October 15th - 9:00pmTell Your

New York Salutes Victor Varnado

2011-09-21T09:12:00.000-07:00

Well, not Exactly, but this IS a week where two things that I produced and directed are playing in prestigious theaters in New York. One is free to the public. One costs money, but they are both fantastic.World of LARPAn original doc Series created and directed by me is screening it's pilot episode as part of the New York Television Festival at Tribeca Film Center.Thursday 9/229:15 PM at

Joe Palooka, Subtle Racist

2011-08-30T07:31:00.001-07:00

I was doing some reading about the comic strip Joe Palooka that was published in the 1920's and 30's. It was about a boxer who helped people fight the bad guys. Basically a superman-ish comic where the main character was a boxer instead of a kryptonian. I was amused to read the next passage because it reminded me how racist things were back then. "Fisher originally changed the appearance of

That Comic Book I Wrote on for Marvel

2011-08-27T08:03:00.001-07:00

In November "Shame Itself" will be available to buy! It's a one shot comedy anthology. One of the stories in it is written by me so that means you should rush out and buy it as soon as it hits the shelves. The cover art is fantastic! SHAME ITSELF Written by WYATT CENAC, MICHAEL KUPPERMAN, ELLIOTT KALAN,VICTOR VARNADO & MORE Penciled by COLLEEN COOVER, DEAN HASPIEL, CLAYTON HENRY & MORE

Pac-Man's Inferno

2011-08-26T15:08:00.000-07:00

I got one of those video game controllers with thousands of built in knock off games from a Chinese and shady toy store. The Pac-Man game in the controller never stops the level, even when you eat all of the food pellets. My day to day life is the same way.

Facebook Conversations With Fans Volume 2

2011-06-30T12:51:00.001-07:00

People get mad at me on Facebook really quickly. Here is a recentconversation where it took very little time before it got sweary.________________________________________FAN:where do u preform atME:all over'FAN:how long u been doin it fordo u preform in ny city'ME:15 years and yesFAN:what have u learned in 15yearsME:I have learned what type of questions to avoid trying to answer.FAN:ur an

How to See Strippers for Free OR The Just For Laughs Chicago Wrap Up

2011-06-20T16:08:00.001-07:00

The last night of JFL Chicago I performed in The Best of The Fest showwith acts like Deon Cole and Nick Vatterott. There were many others,but none that I am just DYING to type out right now. One of theorganizers gave me a fist pound at the end of my set, which I amassuming is a good thing.The show was in great club called the Red Bar I believe. It had twofloors and a green room filled with

Just For Laughs Chicago Day 2

2011-06-16T11:10:00.000-07:00

We screened at the Gene Siskel Theater in the middle of downtown Chicago. There were fans there who said they had been waiting to see the movie for weeks and were excited to get their eyes on it.Now, having seen the movie screened in front of several different audiences, there was no more nervousness about how the movie would be received. They really enjoyed it. The major hurdle now is to get

Just For Laughs Chicago Day 1

2011-06-15T06:44:00.000-07:00

My plane was delayed because one of our flight attendants showed up late. This caused the entire flight to arrive about an hour late. While many people on the flight missed their connecting flights to Europe, for me it meant that I had to get from Ohare to my hotel and then to my first show of the fest in an hour and 45 minutes.Don't worry everyone, I made it. Relax and let the tension flow out

Guess the Details of This Guy's Life

2011-06-06T07:56:00.000-07:00

When a fan writes me, I try to answer as many of their emails as I can. Even the ones that becoe taxing. I can't tell who is wasting whose time, but I challenge you to guess the details of this person's life.What follows is an email exchange: FAN to Victor hi there victor whats keeping you busy?

Thw Wounded Soldier

2011-06-03T11:39:00.001-07:00

Performing for a crowd that responds in a wildly different manner than what I am used to is a humbling experience. Last night I was at the Broadway comedy club at a show that benefitted wounded veterans. The house was packed with an audience that I later found out had a ton of English as a second language peeps as well as austrailians. Not really the point. The point is that jokes that had the

We Should Be Able to kill People

2011-06-02T04:54:00.000-07:00

I mean , no, not all the time, but like in special circumstances.Look at the other side. Our government says that if you are trying to adopt a child, then you better live a certain lifestyle and make a certain amount of money. (Bear with me.) BUT, if you are a meth addict living in a trailer park that rarely changes his / her clothes but you can get someone with a working productive system to

How to scare your baby.

2011-06-01T14:15:00.001-07:00

There is a bakery next to my house that makes specialized cakes. I like the idea of a little boy baby showing off his butt to a little girl but somehow the execution is a little more frightening than I would have liked. I mean, in a perfect world my babies in cakes would look as realistic as possible.

Okay, I Saw a Few Episodes of Glee

2011-05-27T16:07:00.000-07:00

I liked it! But to be honest, it's not the singing and dancing numbers. I liked the characters, namely the lead girl and the dumb jock that she has the hots for... I liked them especially when they were the main characters in the movie Election starring Reese witherspoon.Now, I am not saying that Glee doesnt rip off the characters and styles of the movie Election and even add some of their own

2011-05-26T02:12:00.000-07:00

I am on my way to Pittsburgh to do some dates as a feature for Hannibal Buress. It's like The Awkward Comedy Show all over again... except I headlined that show and he is headlining this one. And there's nobody else on the show but us... And for some reason he is really into tiny planes.I was a last minute addition to the show so they didnt have my hotel and travel budgeted, but i am making

Women in White Dresses Can't Catch a Break

2011-05-26T02:04:00.000-07:00

Look at these two posters. You knwo how things tend to go in phases? Or maybe they poster designer had two accounts due at the same time and decided to give them slightly different versions of the same thing, but i think the point is made loud and clear... People in dark clothes have blonde women in dingy white dresses. That IS horror.Sigh, I hanker for the days when it was Japanese girls

Terrible television is on its Way

2011-05-18T07:41:00.000-07:00

The new Napoleon Dynamite promo reminds you what comedy is by being an aggressive example pf the opposite. Can you spot a joke in this promo? I mean one that makes you laugh? Not the kind where it's timed and delivered like a joke, but actually one that makes you smile... even a little.If you are laughing out loud at this, then please tell me where you are so that I can stop by and slap some

I am going to have a REVERSE BIRTHDAY PARTY tonight!

2011-05-15T12:36:00.001-07:00

Hi there!I just made up a thing!It's my birthday today and rather than throw a party at my house andhave people come trash it, I decided to come to you wherever you arein New York and screw around with your shit! I will be hopping fromplace to place all night, just tell me where you are and at whattime and I will try and make it by. This is open to friends andstrangers as I will be traveling

SXSW Journal Part 5: How we got here.

2011-03-17T09:14:00.000-07:00

We didn't submit to SXSW. On Feb 3, we released a trailer for out film on youtube. There was a planned screening on Feb 15. We , at this point, had not even finished the edit for the screening. Actually, the edit wasn't quite finished on Feb 15. A day or so before the screening, I got an email from a rep at sxsw. He had seen the trailer and remembered that I had previously submitted The

SXSW Journal Part 4: Too Many Tacos

2011-03-15T13:46:00.000-07:00

Just a word of advice to attendees of SXSW. Please, don't bang on the door constantly when I am in the middle of a complicated poo. I will yell at you.ATTACK THE BLOCKSeeing this movie made me both happy and sad. Happy, because it was loads of fun and managed to stay crazy all the way through. I have been making it a habit to try and ask a question at every panel or screening that I go to.

SXSW Journal Part 3: Gathering the Troops

2011-03-13T11:11:00.001-07:00

Finally, Liam McEneaney, my co-executive producer and star of "tell Your Friends" and Steven Rosenthal our editor have come to town. The cult of Tell Your friends is gathering and the three of us are honing our schmoozing skills. The truth is that we don't actually have to do that much work. Once we get someone to look at our trailer or read about the film, it seems to do all the work itself.

SXSW Journal Part 2: Disney Sucks

2011-03-12T09:52:00.001-08:00

One of the things that I was most excited about was the Tron Legacy immersion lounge at SXSW. It was advertised as a complete Tron experience. I am a hige fan of the first movie and all of the trailers from the second movie. Tron Legacy itself was a muddled bust with amazing special effects. The Tron lounge consisted of a few 3D TV's set up that you could watch. A couple of art books set

SXSW Journal part 1: SXSW starts from the back of a cab.

2011-03-10T04:00:00.001-08:00

Wow. Here I go on the first leg of my trip to south by southwest. I say "leg" because I am going to Austin by way of Denver. We, me and my crew, had to buy last minute tickets because our film was a late addition to the fest. In order to avoid astronomical prices I am traveling a day early on a broken trail. We only finished our movie three weeks ago. AWXSW got whole of our trailer and then

Racist Elevator Lady

2011-01-09T13:28:00.000-08:00

I was in a n elevator with a lady that I didn't know was racist until... well, you'll see.

A review of Juaquin Phoenix in I'm Still Here

2011-01-02T21:31:00.000-08:00

There are two ways that i can review, I'm Still Here/ I can review it as if it is mostly real, I can also review it as if it is mostly fake. What I am trying to say is that the chances of it being totally real or fake must be incredibly slim.I'm not so sure that a sane man would go this far for a prank and I not so sure that a crzed man has this much genius and restraint at just the right time.

Apologies to the Universe

2010-12-30T11:21:00.000-08:00

I once told a woman that I loved her as an April fools joke.I should apologize to the universe for some of the horrible practical jokes I have pulled over my lifetime. You might say, "Victor, why not apologize to the people you pulled the jokes on?"Good Question.I am not apologizing to those people because none of them are mad at me (anymore). But I just want the universe to know that I

The Conan O'Brien Story

2010-12-29T16:34:00.000-08:00

Here is an article I wrote a few years back when I appeared on Conan. I forgot I had written it.GREAT NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN By Victor Varnado About three years ago I had an audition to be on Late Night with Conan O’Brien at a night club in New York. A talent booker for the show requested to see sets from comedians and then put them up in front of whatever crowd was available at the local

Facebook Conversation No. 145

2010-12-28T14:56:00.000-08:00

Sometimes strangers contact me on Facebook. I always talk to them with mixed results. How are you doing? Good. hope you are well. Yes sir, i am doing well. Thank you.What have you been up too?working Am i bothering you? are you trying to? that sounds badit dependsoooooooooonnnnn whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt? If you want me to dear. May i call you that i call everyone that. fine I like

Orphan's Christmas? Come Over!

2010-12-23T09:02:00.001-08:00

Hello everyone.I apologize if this doesn't concern you.This Christmas I will be in NYC and I know that there are a lot of people who are away from their families.I am inviting friends over on Christmas day for an orphan's Christmas.If you are a friend who would like to come just email, ca;;, Facebook or twit me up and I will give you the details.You should bring a wrapped gift that costs no more

The Chinese got us back!

2010-12-02T08:07:00.000-08:00

If you didn't know, Martin Scorsese's the departed was a remake of a Chinese film called Infernal Affairs. Look it up, It's better than the departed.Well, not to be outdone, the star of the departed, Martin Lau, has now made a remake of What Women Want. You know, that Mel Gibson movie where he can read women's minds? (Oh Mel!)

A Lazy movie day

2010-10-02T12:57:00.001-07:00

I'm still in Los Angeles and I go back to shooting on Monday. But for today, my plan is to just chill out in my hotel room and have a lazy back to back movie day. I went to a local blockbuster, because they are in dire straights so there are crazy deals on movies. I spent forty dollars on movies, this is what I got .In the 3 movies for 20 bucks bin.Sherlock Holmes - with Robert Downey and Jude

Day one in LA.

2010-09-24T09:31:00.000-07:00

The flight was was the STANDUP of the day. That and the show i performed at later. Warner Brothers was nice enough to fly me out first class but no matter how adjustable the seats were, they were still hard as a rock. One other thing that happens in first class, if you do happen to fall asleep every once in a while they wake you up anyway and ask you if you need anything. "yes, I need you to step

How to be alone.

2010-08-12T08:20:00.000-07:00

I don't know how to use dating sites well at all. I read a suggested profile and saw that the woman was allergic to cats. I couldn't help myself. Here's what I wrote to her.I have a cat.Please come over anyway so that I can see your eyes swell up and get red. Now I know this doesn't sound like a good time from your point of view, but lets try and think about how entertaining this could be for

The MET show or Who arted?

2010-08-10T09:30:00.000-07:00

I performed at a show at the Metropolitan Museum of Art! I think it was one of my favorite shows ever to perform on. My buddy Marianne Ways asked me to be on the show. Carl Arnheiter is also deeply staked in the show and is its host.The show is a tour where different comedians lead segments of the tour. Tours were lead this time by Andrea Rosen, Liam MacEneaney, Leo Allen and me. Every

My two word Review of INCEPTION - Fantastically Trippy

2010-07-22T06:25:00.000-07:00

My five word review of INCEPTION - Dumb people should not go.My haiku review of INCEPTION -Christopher Nolan,You are my movie heroM. Night can suck it.My two paragraph review of INCEPTION -Every time I hear someone talk about Inception they talk about how much fun, trippy or gripping it is and they rarely talk about the science fiction elements of the film. That's a good thing and hard to do

Lookie me directing and sh*t

2010-07-14T11:11:00.000-07:00

Soooo, we have officaly wrapped pricipal photography on the Tell Your Friends Movie. Since the movie is supported by an extensive documentary portion I got a chance to direct quite a few interviews with comedians that I would consider to be masters of their craft. There is nothing more entertaining than listening to people talk about what they really believe in and know well in an impassioned

Mission Accomplished!

2010-06-23T08:17:00.001-07:00

The filming of the concert footage for www.tellyourfriendsmovie.com was a huge success. I would like to say a big thank you to all of the cast for being hilarious!

Paul F Tompkins and Jim Gaffigan Interviews

2010-06-17T07:04:00.000-07:00

Here are some still from www.tellyourfriendsmovie.com. These are stills from interviews we just shot with Paul F Tompkins and Jim Gaffigan. Word!

I'm at COMIX in NY all weekend with the amazing Christian Finnegan!. A Poem.

2010-06-16T14:02:00.001-07:00

If you're a loser and want to feel like you win again, Then come to Comix and see me with Christina Finnegan He's the Headliner and I am the middler He's very metro and I'm a lady diddler. He's been on TV and I been in movies Finnegan, Varnado, Hi-fives and boobies. Christian is his name… and my religion. We both like comic books and indecision So see you at Comix, Thursday

COMEDY CONCERT FILM JUNE 22 TUES - ME Direct! You watch!

2010-06-15T13:56:00.001-07:00

Hey everyone! It's Victor Varnado here! I hope you get a chance to come to the concert portion of this comedy film I am directing! Many great comedians that you would have to pay big bucks to see normally. If you are in NYC then make a special trip! Here's the info! ___________________________________________________________ That’s right! – One of New York City’s best comedy

LIVE at NYC Talent Show tonight June 14 10:30 pm Eastern - BRIDGET AND THE SQUARES!

2010-06-14T16:55:00.001-07:00

Come see this eclectic and monumentally entertaining band open our show tonight. Hosted by Victor Varnado and Diane Odebra. Come watch or sign up for an open stage spot. OR watch live on the internet. Word WORD WORRRRRD!! Check out www.NYCTalentshow.com

Interview Prep

2010-06-10T16:44:00.000-07:00

Well, om getting ready for the first day of shooting on my new movie... Did we talk about that? The new movie is www.tellyourfriendsmovie.comShould be loads of fun. In order to save money, I will be directing and playing cinematographer on some of the interview sections. I was a bit nervous, but I think the first test shoot came out great. Here is a frame from the shoot with our reluctant

My Favorite snarky comment thread from a Nintendo message board.

2010-05-29T06:38:00.000-07:00

Internet poster sometimes can't help themselves and can easily get of the subject. This is a slightly truncated conversation from a Nintendo message board. MESSAGE 1 Does The Wi play DVD's MESSAGE 2 Yes, but I hear you have to use homebrew. MESSAGE 3 The only thing is when Nintendo uupdates they try to disable homebrew from what I hear MESSAGE4 You mispelled update wrong.

Rob Paravonian opens the NYC Talent Show on May 24 at 10:30 pm eastern

2010-05-24T09:03:00.000-07:00

If you have never seen Rob Paravonian perform then you had better fix that tonight! Rob is a hilarious comedian and a six string samurai. His songs have literally millions of hits on YouTube and he's been a favorite touring act for several years. Tonight he appears on stage at Bowery Poetry Club opening the NYC Talent Show. You can also see him perform live at nyctalentshow.com if you

Monday MAY 10 = Rob Cantrell opens NYC Talent Show at 10:30 pm Easter

2010-05-09T15:36:00.001-07:00

This week, the super funny Rob Cantrell opens up the NYC Talent Show! He is guaranteed hilarious and has appeared on more TV and tours than your mom has for sure. Come to the Bowery Poetry Club and watch or perform! Open stage for Poets, Musicians, Comedians, and crazy people. www.nyctalentshow.com

Victor Varnado and Cast of Awkward Comedy Show appearing at Apple Store Soho

2010-05-06T14:47:00.001-07:00

Fri May 7 at 7:00 pm - FREE http://www.apple.com/retail/soho/ Address: 103 Prince Street New York City, NY 10012 (212) 226-3126 After The Awkward Comedy Show's premiere on Comedy Central and it's release on ITunes and DVD, join the film's cast and creators for an appearance followed by a Q and A. with Victor Varnado - Creator, Producer, Director, Cast (Conan Obrien, Jimmy Kimmel Live)

The Awkward Comedy Shw DVD is here!

2010-05-04T13:26:00.000-07:00

YES!Please go buy this DVD at Best Buy, on Amazon, or on Itunes!You can also order it from Netflix!

Come See us LIVE at Comix on Monday in NYC

2010-04-29T11:25:00.001-07:00

GRAB THE LAST TICKETS NOW! http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669 Directly following the premiere of our highly rated and positively reviewed Comedy Central special, THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW. We are about to celebrate the release of our DVD and soundtrack with a live performance and after party DJ'd by hip-hop legend Prince Paul. The entire cast is reunited for the first

JOYSTICK: Live

2010-04-27T14:05:00.000-07:00

This is taken from the a live performance at the Bridgetown comedy festival.It's the best videogame sex euphemism song ever made.

APRIL26 - LIVIA SCOTT opens the show and BEN LERMAN opens his heart

2010-04-26T15:55:00.001-07:00

Hi there, I, Victor, just got back from Diane's Odebra's home town Portland OR. Home of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival. Come to the show tonight and I will tell you about THE WORST LAP DANCE EVER! Opening up tonight is the amazingly talented LIVIA SCOTT> Also appearing tonight, songster Ben Lerman and pixie, Myka Fox. Show starts at 10:30, sign up is 15 minutes before for

Black light walls

2010-04-23T11:09:00.000-07:00

The entrance to the lounge at the my table theater in Portland has black light wallpaper. It really makes me want to come back to the city just to hang out more. I bet there are plenty of hiddent treasures that I won't have time to find while I'm out here at the bridgetowb comedy festival. I am about to go on a walking tour followed by a private party at a bar with 90 old school video arcade game

I've made it to portland now these are my demands.

2010-04-22T00:27:00.001-07:00

1. I want evry night to end with either a bar fight or an unconscious stripper. It doesn't matter which, I just want to know that I made the most of my time at the Bridgetown Comedy festival.2. Slap Steve Agees balls. He deserves it. That Fucking Bastard. 2. Find Diane O'Debras parents bar. My pal Diane is from Portland and I think her parents never got out. Gonna go by their bar and

Awkward Comedy Show DVD Release Show DISCOUNT TICKETS

2010-04-21T09:25:00.000-07:00

THE AWKWARD COMEDY SHOW DVD RELEASE AND SHOW MAY 3 7:30 PM At COMIX Comedy CLUB Order your tickets now with code AWKWARD and get in for only $10 http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=743&sid=2669 The entire cast reunited for the first time since the original show! After Party with guest DJ Hip hop legend PRINCE PAUL! Join us at Comix as we celebrate the DVD release of

BEAT BOX heaven tonight - 10:30 pm Eastern time

2010-04-19T14:03:00.001-07:00

10:20 pm Eastern time. Come to the show at the Bowery Poetry Club in NYC or WATCH LIVE at www.nyctalentshow.com Hosted by Diane Langon Odebra and Victor Varnado Chris Sullivan AKA SHOCKWAVE opens our show this week. Here he is in Action Come watch! Come Perform!

Thank you Pittsburgh for two and a half great shows

2010-04-18T04:50:00.000-07:00

Two great shows in Pittsburgh followed by a third show that was quite a chore. It was one of those shows that was a fight every step of the way. It was like fighting a dragon. Ultimately the dragon was slain but we got burned in the process. A dragon reference? Sometimes I forget what a geek I am. I guess my subconscious likes to step in and remind me every once in a while. Sent from my piehole.

On the Road Again for the first time

2010-04-17T08:09:00.001-07:00

So... on the heels of my comedy special being released, I decided to add some club work to my rep. I've appeared on television a lot and I have worked on movies and stuff, but the part of my "essential' standup training that I have neglected has always been doing the road at clubs all over the US. The weird thing is that since I have been at standup for a while and I have a bunch of TV credits,

The FUNnest Movie Ever Made. ROBOTO SUPREMO PREORDERS

2010-04-14T13:08:00.001-07:00

The FUNnest Movie Ever Made. ROBOTO SUPREMO PREORDERS You can preorder copies of Roboto Supremo right now! What is Roboto Supremo?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE_uU3Og0Mg Copies are only available as a reward for donations to the kickstarter project.http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/supreme/the-funnest-movie-ever-made-0 It has been a while since I turned my attention to finishing Roboto

Octa-contortion-generian Tonght LIVE

2010-04-12T16:07:00.000-07:00

Let's be cler. The woman pictured in this post will be performing tonight as the opener for the NYC Talent Show. She is both a senior citizen and a badass contortionist. If you are in the vicinity of New York City then come down to the show at th bowery poetry club at 10:30.If you are not n NYC then watch live at www.NYCTalentShow.comPerform in the open stage or just watch. Guests include

Pittsburgh coffers with Josh

2010-04-11T09:09:00.000-07:00

I am in Pittsburgh after a fantastic show with the very funny josh grosvent. Josh has the body of a dad and the face of an innocent boy. Check him out at thisisjoshua.com. Sent from my piehole.

Watch The Awkward Comedy Show Tonight at 12/ 11 c

2010-04-09T10:44:00.000-07:00

Hi there! It's been incredible working almost every day on my movie The Awkward Comedy Show for about a year and a half. Please join me in watching the premiere of it on Comedy Central at midnight tonight. Eleven central time. TRAILER http://vimeo.com/10206993 ALSO While you are watching log on to keithandthegirl.com and you will be able to chat with the performers and call

My cat is hitting on me.

2010-04-07T11:00:00.000-07:00

My blood runs cold. My kitty is a centerfold. Sent from my piehole.

Stickman ccartoon.

2010-04-04T12:19:00.000-07:00

Sent from my piehole.

OK Cupid flame war

2010-04-01T09:46:00.000-07:00

It was suggested by a friend that I try okcupid. I did and almost immediate I got into an email war. Some woman was upset that I didn't take filling out my profile too seriously, I guess, and here is what she wrote to me and my subsequent snarky response. HER Mar. 31, 2010 – 4:28pm It is my experience that people who are truly different in a cool, positive way, don't have to try so

I'm starting to make horrible cartoons.

2010-03-31T23:08:00.000-07:00

In my never-ending quest to do everything well (ladies) I am starting to work hard on one panel cartoons. I don't have as much time as I would like to devote to them right now, but things are coming along. Here is a gag that no one will ever publish.

Rub My Feet

2010-03-09T07:33:00.000-08:00

This s a music video I directed for Rob Cantrell's Rub My feet. From his comedy album, Keep on the Grass.All the footage was shot with a Sanyo Xacti. Just cause.

Shooting a music video with Rob Cantrell

2010-03-06T10:13:00.000-08:00

So Rob Cantrell is a comedian friend of mine and he asked me to direct a music video for his song "Rub My Feet" off of his new CD. Sweet!I have been spending a lot of time experimenting with the Sanyo Xacti camera. It's like the fFlip camera but you can switch it over to manual control. theorhetically you should be able to make some pretty good looking images since it shoots it HD (although

Reviews of my local Post Office

2010-03-03T05:50:00.000-08:00

These are reviews of my post office taken from google.Missing mail‎ By CSMobileUser - Oct 9, 2009I have lived on this route for long enough to know never to use regular mail. Not just for important things but for anything at all. I was sent two items at the same time from the same person and only received one. The second was very ...‎span.zzNumUsersFoundThisHelpful{display:none};

Bestalbino Podcast 011 - Comic Books and Weed

2010-01-12T08:02:00.000-08:00

This show proves that beyond any doubt, whether lesbian or heterosexual, girls are GIRLS. We are joined by the fabulous Tanya O'Debra.LINK TO SHOW-XRay Machine-Medical Marijuana-50 First Jokes- TRON

From Paris with Travolta's Gut

2010-01-11T12:09:00.001-08:00

This looks like a great movie. Finally someone is putting John Travolta in a role as cool as the one he had in Pulp Fiction. But still he couldn't bother to get in shape for it? http://www.allocine.fr/video/player_gen_cmedia=18945050&cfilm=135259.html

SPACE ACE

2010-01-10T10:56:00.001-08:00

Don Bluth is an insanely talented animator who was obviously doing a lot of drugs when he made this.You guys remember playing this? I do!

Bestalbino Podcast 010 - How to Punch a Lady

2009-12-29T08:52:00.000-08:00

We welcome Jessica Delfino, the hilarious comedian / singer / artist / blah blah blah.. We had to do a show in a bar other than the bar we had planned to be in so there was a jukebox. Enjoy!- How to Punch a girl- New Years Plans- Whn to laugh- Nude Time- Pee Pee Pizza

Technolojerk

2009-12-28T13:43:00.000-08:00

My phone gives me way too much information. Right now when a call comes in, it shows me the callers name as well as their Facebook status. The biggest problem is that it doesn't set the tone for the call and sometimes it's the complete opposite. My Lawyer is on acebook. Do I really need to see that he likes to drink and watch jersey shore before I ask him important legal advice?the answer is,

BestAlbino Podcast 009 - The Ex Ball and Chain Stops by

2009-12-23T09:31:00.000-08:00

Myka Fox joins us with her crazy ass self.- Martha Stewart punked me.- DVD Commentary- Child Pornography laws- The Ethical Slut

Sick Dogs Have it bad

2009-12-23T09:26:00.000-08:00

I feel bad that when a dog is sick, the vet will check them out by sticking a finger in their butt. Although when I get checks out by my doctor and he has to stick a finger in my butt... i kind of like it.I might like it too much, because when I go to the doctor with just a fever... sometimes I'll try to get him to check through my butt. Worse still, sometimes he does! Am I the jerk for

KICK ASS TRAILER

2009-12-22T09:09:00.001-08:00

This Movie is going to rock.

Sure the Jersey Shore is horrible

2009-12-18T19:57:00.000-08:00

But did you know that if you dig around on the MTV website enough that you can find stuff that s really worth watching?Remember when they had a show on called MTV's oddities? Remember the Maxx? They still have full episodes available and that is awesome.

Victor Vrnado - Breakthrough Radio Interview

2009-12-17T14:24:00.000-08:00

Marcus interviews me about my comedy ideas and career. I think I always sound crazy in every interview that I have.Thanks for making me look good Marcus.http://www.breakthruradio.com/index.php?show=8792

BestAlbino Podcast 008 - New Comic Night

2009-12-17T13:52:00.000-08:00

Claudia and I are joined by Beth Mcgregor. She funny. She slinky dancey.- The Party- The Black Audition- Dexter- Rick Springfield

Bestalbino Podcast 007 - The Most Important Internal Discover Ever

2009-12-07T16:40:00.000-08:00

Claudia and I are back and spend a little time delving into the bleakness of our own souls.- ATT Sucks- Hacking and iPhone- Thanksgiving- Steven Segal- Californication- Dating

Bestalbino Podcast 006 - A date with Diane O'Debra

2009-12-06T10:02:00.000-08:00

Everything you always wanted to know about boos. Especially whether or not bobs gets you more attention than albinism.

Bestalbino Podcast 005 - Two Black Guys and a White Girl

2009-11-13T17:22:00.000-08:00

This is another wonder episode with our guest this time Remmy Benice! - About Being Black - Lesbian Date Storytelling - Lack of the N word - The new movie!

Bestalbino Podcast 004 - Unlicensed Psychologist

2009-11-02T07:17:00.000-08:00

This week our guest John O'Donnel let's you know how certain types of insanity will get you laid laid laid. - Halloween Reflections - Being Manic get's you laid - John is not OCD!!! - Facebook make you selfish - Petty Scrabble Stuff - Extreme Paranormal - A phone call with Myka and Myq - Myka and the Marathon - SEGMENT / THINGS I HAVE TEXTED TO GIRLS.

Bestalbino Podcast 003 - Don't Talk About My P*nis

2009-10-26T13:40:00.000-07:00

Welcome to our first guest, Myq Kaplan! Here he is right before he tapes his first half hour special for Comedy Central. Funny and guy!.In this episode.- Enough about my p*nis!- The night and party before- Claudia is in trouble- Comedy Central likes Myq more- The amazing Albino Race- Halloween Costumes- WORKING ON A JOKE a new weekly segment where I talk about a joke that I am writing.- The